Tracy Morgan Masturbated To Recover From Car Crash – ‘Howard Stern Show’ Interview (AUDIO)

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Tracy Morgan Howard Stern Show 2016 Interview

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Tracy Morgan Howard Stern Show 2016 Interview

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Tracy Morgan returned to the “Howard Stern Show” on Tuesday for the first time since his near fatal car crash in 2014. The comedian revealed new details about the horrific accident, and divulged he used masturbation as part of his recovery. Listen to the full interview below.

As Gossip Cop previously reported in June 2014, a Walmart truck driving on the New Jersey Turnpike crashed into a minibus carrying Morgan and several of his friends. Their bus flipped over in a six-vehicle pileup, which left Morgan critically injured and killed his friend and fellow comic James “Jimmy Mack” McNair. Following the accident, Morgan went through a long recovery process, during which he was confined to a wheelchair and didn’t make a single public appearance for nearly a year.

But after hosting “Saturday Night Live” in October 2015 and soon embarking on a stand-up tour, the comedian was back in action. And now for the first time since April 2014, the “Stern Show” regular went back on the program. Morgan, who said he has no recollection of the accident, told Stern he was shut out from the outside world during his first few weeks recovering in the hospital. “They keep you in a dark room so you don’t stimulate your brain and the swelling goes down,” he noted. “My femur was pulverized. I’ve got a titanium rod in my leg for life, from my knee to my hip… I broke every bone in my face.”

In order to pass the time lying in a hospital bed and recuperate both mentally and physically, Morgan revealed, “All I did was masturbate. I beat my d*ck like it owed me money! My d*ck got a restraining order out on my hand.” The comic further joked, “I woke up one morning and my d*ck was dialing 911! Spousal abuse.” He added, “My heart machine started going off one day… The nurses ran in my room, and I was in there beating my d*ck!”

The irreverent comedian continued riffing about his unusual recovery technique, noting, “You can beat off through pain. You gotta do what you gotta do.” And when asked if he was embarrassed about nurses walking in on him pleasuring himself, Morgan instead explained, “That’s my fantasy!” Listen to a highlight from Morgan’s “Howard Stern Show” appearance, as well as the full interview below.


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