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Stephen Colbert Mocks Donald Trump For Hitting On Brooke Shields, Imagines His Celebrity Pick-Up Lines (VIDEO)

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Stephen Colbert Trump Brooke Shields

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Stephen Colbert Trump Brooke Shields

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On Friday’s “Late Show,” Stephen Colbert mocked Donald Trump for once hitting on Brooke Shields. He also imagined funny pick-up lines Trump might have used on other celebrities. Check out the video below.

On “Watch What Happens Live” earlier this week, Shields recounted being asked out by Trump in the 1990s. She recalled, “He called me right after he had gotten a divorce… and he said, ‘I really think we should date because you’re America’s sweetheart and I’m America’s richest man and the people would love it.'” The model did not accept the offer, claiming she had a boyfriend. Now decades later, Trump is president, and Shields’ revelation inspired part of Colbert’s week-ending monologue.

“It’s no secret Donald Trump loves the ladies. It’s been well-documented in gossip magazines and court depositions,” he cracked. As the audience laughed, the host added, “Based on a true story.” He then showed the clip of Shields discussing Trump asking her out, and snarked, “Really? That was his pick-up line? No wonder he prefers women who speak English as a second language.” Colbert then broke out his Trump impression, joking, “I’ll tell you what, I got an outie, you got an innie, we should totally do it and make America watch.”

He went on, “Of course, in the end, Brooke Shields turned Trump down because — I don’t feel like I need to finish that sentence.” But the TV personality wasn’t done yet. He pointed out, “Brooke Shields wasn’t the only celebrity Trump tried to ask out. Candace Bergen and Emma Thompson also recounted the president’s pursuits back in the 1990s. In fact, we have discovered a treasure trove of pick-up lines Trump used on other celebrities after his divorce in 1999.”

Going back to his Trump impersonation, Colbert rattled off come-ons for various stars, such as, “Meg Ryan, you’re a big-time movie lady and I was in Home Alone 2. We should star in When Hair Plugs Met Sally.” Another: “Cindy Crawford, how would you like to live on the top floor of a building that’s overcompensating for the size of my penis?” Watch the videos below.

 


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