Eminem Raps About Caitlyn Jenner: ‘I Keep Pistol Tucked Like Bruce’s D*ck’ (AUDIO)

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Eminem did a freestyle rap earlier this week for the satellite radio channel Shade 45 and name-dropped a ton of celebrities, including Caitlyn Jenner, Miley Cyrus, Janet Jackson, Amanda Bynes, Brandy, Cindy Crawford and Donald Trump. Listen below!

The rapper stopped by Shade 45 to talk about his work on the soundtrack for Southpaw, but ended up rapping a few freestyle verses. “I see the b*tch in you Caitlyn. I keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s dick,” rapped Eminem, quickly adding, “No disrespect though, not at all. No pun intended, that took a lot of balls.”

He also name-dropped Cyrus, saying in his rap, “You would swear I think highly of Miley, and I respect her the way I backhand her. Excuse my French Montana.” At another point he spit, “Cindy Crawford tryna fend me off with a bendy straw at the Waffle House, awful mouth, but if you don’t like what I’m talking about, then block me out.”

He continued, “Just then Foxy Brown walks up and knocks me down, kicks me and socks me ‘ow.’ Apparently still mad over what I said last year on that Vegas track. I just look stupid and stand there… As I fantasize taking advantage of Brandy and Janet by grabbing my Spanish fly like a blind Hispanic guy with his zipper stuck, give a f*ck. It’s all part of my grand design to get Amanda Bynes to come and f*cking blow me like a dandelion.” Eminem also rapped about the controversy surrounding Trump, saying, “I’m f*cked worse than Donald Trump… in Mexico.”

After his freestyle, Eminem said the rap was “all in fun” and he didn’t want anyone to take it personally. “I just say sh*t to say it. It’s very rarely personal. Put it this way: If it was personal, somebody would know.” Listen to Eminem’s freestyle rap about Jenner and other celebrities below, and tell us what you think. Note: Video no longer available.


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