A story about how Angelina Jolie supposedly “fears” she will never be able to “replace” Brad Pitt is made-up. Gossip Cop can expose the fabrication. It is one of many articles a certain site has manufactured about the intimate lives of celebrities.
Though Jolie has “waged a bitter divorce battle against” Pitt, HollywoodLife is claiming to have “learned exclusively” that she is “scared she’ll never get sex that good again.” Yes, that is the actual premise of the article. According to the fiction factory, Jolie “can’t deny that he’s sexy as hell” and is “still going to miss him — in more ways than one.”
To give credence to this ridiculous tale, the blog quotes a so-called “source” as saying, “As angry as Angie still is she does admit that Brad was the best sex she’s ever had.” This untraceable tipster goes on to assert, “Even though Brad’s the last thing she wants to be thinking about when it comes to her sex life, she just can’t help it because he was everything to her.” But underscoring how absurd these claims are, the website editorializes, “You would think that Angelina’s recent behavior in their custody battle would mean that she’s over and done with Brad.”
To that end, the almost assuredly nonexistent “source” later asserts Jolie is “ready to get her groove back and interested in finding a lover, someone she can meet up with when Brad has the kids,” and wants “no-strings-attached fun.” Declares the outlet, “Scandalous!” Actually, this is a classic example of the online publication concocting a scandal. And it comes one day after HollywoodLife copied a tabloid cover story that claimed (albeit falsely) that Jolie was marrying an English billionaire.
So, which is it? Is she worried she’ll never find a replacement for Pitt in the bedroom, or is she trying to “get her groove” on? Is she looking for something without strings attached, or rushing her divorce from the actor so she can marry a secret British boyfriend? These are articles were posted by the site less than 24 hours apart (see screengrabs below), yet they’re completely inconsistent with one another. This dichotomy is proof that the blog doesn’t actually know what it’s talking about.
This latest piece is also evidence that the website is obsessed with peddling purported “exclusives” about celebrities’ sex lives. Over the last year and a half, the outlet has claimed to know what goes down in the bedrooms of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima, Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, Sofia Richie and Scott Disick, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, Selena Gomez and The Weeknd, and more couples. Gossip Cop even pointed out on Twitter earlier this year how HollywoodLife went as far as making up a story about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry having “hot baby-making sex.”
To be clear, the publication actually wants readers to believe that real “sources” and “insiders” close to all of these top stars are divulging what happens when they slip between the sheets. And now here is the Brangelina edition, which comes almost exactly a year after HollywoodLife spread fake news about Jolie “embracing celibacy.” Notably, at the time nothing was said about the actress having “fears” about finding a suitable replacement for Pitt.
What makes this new story all the more preposterous is that Jolie has spent much of August ramping up her custody fight with Pitt. But in the midst of this tense battle, with both sides slinging mud back and forth, she’s day-dreaming about their past love-making? The claims aren’t believable in the context of what’s actually going on between the exes right now, and they’re even less credible considering just a day ago the site said Jolie was rushing to marry someone else. Combined with the blog’s documented history of fabricating salacious stories about stars getting it on, it’s readily apparent this is just one more made-up article to add to the trash pile.
Gossip Cop has determined this story is totally false.