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  • Ellen DeGeneres

    Ellen DeGeneres

    For anyone who feels scared or hopeless, know that we will never stop fighting for your rights.

  • Eric Stonestreet

    Eric Stonestreet

    I was wrong about what episode of modern family is on tonight. I hope you can find forgiveness in your heart for my reckless tweet.

  • Beth Behrs

    Beth Behrs

    I have the bladder of an 80 year old woman, yet always tend to be in jumpsuits requiring 10 minutes of button undoing. When WILL I LEARN?

  • Ryan Seacrest

    Ryan Seacrest

    As if I needed a national holiday in order to celebrate margaritas

  • zayn


    Thank you for voting .. love you guys #britvotezayn πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½

  • Louis Tomlinson

    Louis Tomlinson


  • Kim Kardashian West

    Kim Kardashian West

    I write my kids a letter each year reflecting on the year we had together & fun memories. I'll give the letters to them when they turn 21 ❀️

  • Hailee Steinfeld

    Hailee Steinfeld

    Thanks for keeping me entertained in between takes today πŸ˜‚πŸ˜β€

  • Nicky Rothschild

    Nicky Rothschild

    I'm too punctual...always waiting πŸ˜’

  • Calvin Harris

    Calvin Harris

    All my songs in 2017 have been sonically designed to make you feel fucking incredible

  • Sarah Silverman

    Sarah Silverman

    I had a dream that I met a 13 y/o girl who played for the Golden State Warriors and I was so proud of her I cried

  • christine teigen

    christine teigen

    the women in toothpaste commercials are scary obsessed with pleasing men with teeth whiteness

  • Anna Kendrick

    Anna Kendrick

    So..... "I'm hearing you" is code for "I don't care, but I want this conversation to be over" right?

  • Emmy Rossum

    Emmy Rossum

    "I want to be a doctor when I grow up" I told my first "boyfriend" in pre-school. He said, "You can be a NURSE, girls can't be DOCTORS."

  • Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    .@realDonaldTrump, I’m in Mexico City shooting a show. Do you have a message for the Mexican people? They’re eager to hear from you.

  • Stephen King

    Stephen King

    Aspiring fiction writer? Cool! Here are 2 phrases you must NEVER use: "for a long moment" and "for some reason." Find another way!

  • prestige worldwide

    prestige worldwide

    I miss when the best part of my day was smelling those neon markers that smell like fruit.

  • Samuel L. Jackson

    Samuel L. Jackson

    The MAGIC is BackπŸ€β€ΌοΈBig Up Earvin!!!

  • RainnWilson


    I wish I was a Hemsworth.

  • Alicia Keys

    Alicia Keys

    .@TheEllenShow NO ONE, not even @GwenStefani, @BlakeShelton and @AdamLevine can get in the way of what I feel for you. πŸ˜‰πŸ’œ

  • Wilmer Valderrama

    Wilmer Valderrama

    Winning @PriceIsRight feels a lot like winning an Oscar!!!! HAHAHA! Thank you to the #PriceIsRight Academy... LOL

  • Carrie Underwood

    Carrie Underwood

    The state at which I leave the house some days is truly scary. #notime #momlife #nomakeup #greasyhair

  • Alyssa Milano

    Alyssa Milano

    @GossipCop Thanks for the support.

  • Andi Dorfman

    Andi Dorfman

    And the wine has officially been poured. Sorry in advance ... 🌹🍷 πŸ™ˆ #bottomsup #illfiiiindyou #TheBachelor

  • Leslie Jones

    Leslie Jones

    You guys are giving him to much energy. I was done the day I blocked him & got his ass banned. Been done and moved on. He has no space here!

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