Twit Happens

• Conan O'Brien

  

  Mark my words: on the last episode of “Game of Thrones,” we will finally get to see all the dragons naked.

• Anna Kendrick

  

  As an American in Germany I can tell you that putting "Das" in front of ANYTHING is hilarious. Every. Time.

• Emily VanCamp

  

  Sister hug in paradise ☀ #familytime http://t.co/6c9KQsFp1B

• Fergie

  

  Sending thoughts & prayers out 2 the families impacted by today's tornado in OKC. My heart is w/ u. #PrayForOklahoma

• Marlee Matlin

  

  #PrayforOklahoma. So sad to see what nature has done to Oklahoma. Follow @redcross if you have been affected or tell friends and loved ones.

• Brittany Snow

  

  Sometimes, all I really wanna know is where I can get a box of dunkaroos.

• Pete Wentz

  

  We never get that billboard invite- having our own fall out boy awards tonight- Patrick looks maaavalous on the red carpet in babyblue 😳

• KhloéKardashianOdom

  

  Does anyone else miss Vanilla Ice? #IceIceBaby

• Lucy Hale

  

  If anyone needs a mentor or tutorial on how to get parking tickets...I'm your girl.

• Evan Rachel Wood

  

  I need to stop buying my unborn child blankets and sleep sacks that will make it look like an animal or a vegetable. Its just so damn cute!

• Christina Aguilera

  

  #RedChair. Season 5. More fun ahead!

• olivia wilde

  

  "Oh you made nunchucks out of old scary hammers?" My polite convo with a man on the train this morning. #seesomethingsaysomething

• Taylor Swift

  

  Played Houston! Then rehearsed in Vegas for Billboards! Then cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped.

• Pete Wentz

  

  I'm on my Denise Huxtable right now- just in a different world.

• Albert Brooks

  

  When I was young I dreamed of a way to communicate meaningless shit for free. Thanks Twitter.

• Kelly Osbourne

  

  #DyingRightNow getting work done on my house & one of the builders just walked into my bedroom while i was half naked! my face is so red!

• Brandi Glanville

  

  Their are paps outside of my gym and im crying because I am having a bad day so look frwd to those hidious pics.

• Ellen Page

  

  Let me retweet a tweet from a while ago: Sarcasm is super easy to read on twitter

• John Krasinski

  

  So this is it. There's truly nothing I can say to tell you all how much your love and support of this show has meant. Thank you...thank you!

• Randy Jackson

  

  Today's my last night on idol. I feel like I'm graduating high school. Bittersweet! #idolfinale

• Mischa M Barton

  

  just got #swatted at my beverly hills house. hilarious

• demetria lovato

  

  Look who I ran into today!! Mr. Mario Lopez!! 😄😝 http://t.co/m5HSaavqZS

• Farrah Abraham

  

  Shocked I haven't moved to #LA yet

• Lena Dunham

  

  The feeling of betrayal when a song you love is sung along to by a person you only kind of like.

• Nicole Richie

  

  People who type with their iPhones on loud are barbarians and probably killers