Twit Happens

  • Mindy Kaling

    Mindy Kaling

    I haven't been so moved and entertained as I was watching #Hiddenfigures. It's a movie for the ambitious and the underestimated. A must see!

  • bella thorne

    bella thorne

    Your stool says so much about you ....😟🙄😥💩👹

  • Ryan Seacrest

    Ryan Seacrest

    if you have to look down and count as you approach the "express lane” – you probably don’t have 15 items or less.

  • Calvin Harris

    Calvin Harris

    Thank you @Brits for the nominations 🙏

  • Carrie Underwood

    Carrie Underwood

    Today's small win: getting a workout & a shower in while Isaiah napped! Workout was kinda short & I didn't shave my legs, but I'll take it!

  • Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    Reminder to my massage therapists: the less you giggle the more I tip.

  • Ariana Grande

    Ariana Grande

    how many more days til dwt? i want to see you now. this is too much.

  • J.P. Rosenbaum

    J.P. Rosenbaum

    I think my wife has a @Starbucks boyfriend. #suspicious @ashhebert I don't care if he's 72

  • Ricky Gervais

    Ricky Gervais

    To avoid getting all angry and defensive over one of my tweets, just imagine they're not aimed at you personally as I don't know you exist.

  • Jordan Peele

    Jordan Peele

    In the end, we didn't deserve to see Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson.

  • bob saget

    bob saget

    Not all jokes can be winners. But some winners can be jokes.

  • Rob Lowe

    Rob Lowe

    Oscar ballot: DONE.

  • Ariel Winter

    Ariel Winter

    After surgery my dad is talking about Bootsy Bellows LOL

  • Khloé

    Khloé

    REVENGE BODY TIME!!! #RevengeBody Who's watching with me???

  • lily allen

    lily allen

    just low key ate a whole raw red onion

  • Larry King

    Larry King

    If I'm being honest, I don't think the @Chargers will find a devoted following in LA. I hope I'm wrong though!

  • Jimmy Kimmel

    Jimmy Kimmel

    I don't care which side you're on, the tribute @POTUS just paid @JoeBiden was one of the most touching I've ever seen. Watch it

  • John Mayer

    John Mayer

    “Sorry I’m late, I’m an adult man who still can’t time out when to get in the shower and believes that every place is 15 minutes away.”

  • Kourtney Kardashian

    Kourtney Kardashian

    I've got trust issues.

  • Jordin Sparks

    Jordin Sparks

    Some think I've fallen off but really I've taken control of my life & am deciding what EYE want 2 do in this nxt chapter. Happiness ahead!💁🏽

  • Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    Except for my tendency to screech at flying sparks, I would have made an excellent blacksmith.

  • Andi Dorfman

    Andi Dorfman

    Yesterday, puffer jacket. Today, tank top. Closet, totally confused. #nyc #globalwarming ❄️☀️🤔

  • Kevin James

    Kevin James

    Okay... it's been 30 seconds since my last tweet... not sure I can keep up this pace... just know I love you all.

  • Kevin James

    Kevin James

    It's been one month since my last tweet. Not good. It's a new year. I promise to step up my game.

  • RainnWilson

    RainnWilson

    Sometimes I'll walk up to someone & say "You look just like my friend. Can I take your picture?" I have thousands.

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