VIDEO: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Hilariously Mocks Times Square Mascots

Truth rating: 10
Triumph Times Square

By Daniel Gates


Triumph Times Square


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visited Times Square in New York recently, where the “Conan” character happily tormented and teased the costumed superheroes and other mascots who pose with tourists.

The results are hilarious.

Interacting with Spider-man, Mickey Mouse, Cookie Monster, Buzz Lightyear and others, Triumph made fun of their (presumed) drug use, bed bugs, diseases, and sex crimes.

Triumph then donned an Elmo costume and fought with the other Elmo walking the streets.

But the climax came when Triumph became his own full-size Times Square mascot, wearing a costume and taking requests for sex acts with other characters.

You really have to see the whole thing.

Check out the video below!


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