Tom Green Injured Only By Car Crash Reports
12:00 am, July 7th, 2009
(courtesy of Celebridiot)
Wow, the idiots at Celebridiot and AlleIsWired have done it again—reporting fake Internet stories as fact. This time the story was about an alleged car accident involving Tom Green that left him fighting for his life.
According to AllieIsWired, “Green is in serious condition at Golden State Regional Hospital after a minor car accident that turned ugly, and fast.” Like Celebridiot, this site recounted that after the comedian’s Mercedes supposedly collided with a pickup truck, “three guys jumped out of the truck and yanked Green from his car and beat the crap out of him before taking off.”
Incredibly, AllieIsWired even had an eyewitness to this event, which, uh . . . never took place. The blog’s fictional source described how the men “attacked [Green] before he said a single word.”
The site said Green was reportedly “unresponsive when paramedics arrived. Say a prayer for Tom to pull through.”
Sure, but blogs like Celebridiot and AlleyIsWired don’t have a prayer.
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