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TAB: Tom Cruise Gets “Bird Poo” Facials

Truth rating: 0

(Now)

“How does Tom Cruise look so young?” asks Now. According to the mag, the Rock of Ages star “uses bird poo to stay free of wrinkles.”

Wait, what?!

A “source” for Now alleges, “Tom doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery, but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments.”

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“He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial,” claims a supposed insider, who adds, “It was recommended by a Hollywood pal and the results have been fantastic.”

The treatment allegedly combines the excrement of nightingales with water and rice bran.

Much like the facials, the Now story is… crap.

A rep for Cruise tells Gossip Cop that the magazine’s claims are “beyond made up.”

Yet another Now story that stinks.

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  • just me

    someone saw mirror, mirror too many times….

  • Phweston0269

    God forgive me, I almost wish this story were true! It sounds so quintiscentially Tom Cruise-like.

  • Sara T Petersen

    Actually, that was a popular makeup used among among the ancient wealthy Chinese. I wouldn’t be surprised if it had come back into use.

  • http://twitter.com/christinereedla Christine Reed

    There are so many rumors to get publicity now every time I see bird poop I keep thinking of Tom Cruise yikes…

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