Toddlers & Tiaras Six-Year-Old Hooked On Special “Juice” (VIDEO)
6:41 pm, January 5th, 2012
VIDEOTyke beauty pageant series “Toddlers & Tiaras” provided some of the most horrifying moments on reality TV in 2011, and it looks like 2012 will have more of the same.
This week, the show that (almost) defies parody introduces us to six-year-old Alana from Georgia… and her drinking problem.
It should be noted that Alana seems rather spirited in the first place (“A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!”), but June, her extreme couponer mom, has a trick up her sleeve for pageants – “special juice.”
Oh, but don’t worry!
According to June, everyone juices!
“Everybody has their different concoctions… ‘special juice’ is just to help [Alana] energize,” explains June.
Ohhh-kay.
We’re not sure exactly what’s in the “concoction,” but since Pixy Stix (known as “pageant crack”) “don’t do anything for her” anymore, we’re guessing Alana’s supercharged drink is pretty potent.
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