Tila Tequila Strikes Again, So Gossip Cop Strikes Back

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3:03 pm, February 20th, 2010

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We’d like to ignore this rather repulsive pest, but Tila Tequila makes it tough when she goes on one of her trademark Twitter rampages.

Earlier this week, the classless Tequila invented a miscarriage to escape her fabricated pregnancy. Even by her incredibly low standards, it was a despicable ploy for attention.

Today, apparently, she’s still “pregnant.” And wants to marry “the baby’s father.”

Would that be the Swedish, rapping war hero turned firefighter?

You’ll remember, of course, that Tequila’s fiancee, Casey Johnson, died only a few weeks ago.

So how does the thoughtful, grieving Tequila discuss marriage with her (fictional) baby’s father? “He and I just said f**k it, let’s just get married then,” she tweets.

“Most likely I’ll be getting married soon to my baby’s daddy but nobody’s gonna know cuz Im not gonna make a fiasco out of it,” continues the living, breathing fiasco.

It goes on. And on.

She claims that she wants to lay low and be private, but then promotes her photo spreads. She says she badly wants to escape “media exploitation,” but then tweets (literally) every minute about the most intimate details of her completely contrived “life.”

The reason Gossip Cop writes at all about this train wreck is because the continued dispatches from her are not victimless. 

Real people have suffered through the actual tragedies – losing fiancees and babies – that she now milks for attention as a media entrepreneur of the worst sort.

By treating life’s most serious moments as a game, Tila Tequila, a woman with no discernible talent or moral fiber, has become a celebrity deserving of censure.

So again, we’re calling her out. And we’d like you to, too.

Shoot her a quick  “@OfficialTila - You’re classless, you’re a liar, and you should just stop.”

Maybe someday we can get through to her.

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