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Busting bad dish!

Tila Tequila is tweeting exit for not really being pregnant

COMMENTARY/REPORT

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It’s not like Gossip Cop didn’t know from the moment Tila Tequila announced her “pregnancy” that she would have to find a way out of it since, like her previous false pregnancies, she is NOT carrying a baby.

So it was not surprising this morning when we saw her tweet, “I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly. it hurts so much that Im crying wtf.”

With that she begins weaseling out of her “pregnancy.”

Tequila describes her stomach agony as being “like sharp knife stabbing pains thats unbearable.”

And though she also writes, “God this pain is too much!! I cant bare it,” it was obviously not bad enough to get the attenion-seeking fraud to just stop tweeting.

So why won’t she call an ambulance?

She tweets, “I HATE AMBULANCE! They call all the paparazzi’s & its so invasive & everyone all up in my business. I dont like that.”

Oh, but tweeting out to the world every few minutes doesn’t get everyone “all up” in her business?

This nutjob even writes, “How would you guys feel if something HORRIBLE happened to you & the ENTIRE WORLD got to see u go through all that PRIVATE MOMENTS???”

Here’s the issue. Not only is Tequila a liar (and a bad one) – she also must think everyone is as stupid as she is.

Earth to Tila: Those “PRIVATE MOMENTS” would remain private if you didn’t tweet the most intimate details of every waking hour!

And even though Tequila alludes to the fact that she may be dying, she says she’s going to wait for a couple of hours until her “private doctor” can see her.

Meaning: No real verifiable records — like a 911 call would provide — that she EVER was pregnant.

She then tweets, “Im going to call my baby’s father to see if he’s awake to come over here.”

Who? The Swedish, rapping, firefighting war hero?

Give it a break.

Gossip Cop HATES writing about this clown, but we also find it utterly disgusting that she’s lied THREE TIMES about being pregnant when she isn’t — when real people have real problems conceiving or, worse, have suffered real miscarriages.

Join us in telling Tila Tequila on Twitter:

@OfficialTila - You’re classless, you’re a liar, and you should just stop.”

Follow @GossipCop on Twitter for more.

  • hateliars

    read somewhere else that she is going to australia later on today. is that true? should call quantas and tell them they have an ailing woman on board that might deviate their flight plans. DON’T LET HER BOARD!!! Figured if it was true if she was going to Aussieland, it would be the perfect scene to launch a miscarriage. ‘ I started having pains the second day and I was taken to a hospital in a small town. No, I don’t remember the name of the hospital( of course). Or, I had a miscarriage in the middle of the night and a dr attended to me. I don’t remember the name of the hotel or dr. etc. etc. etc. etc. I suggested that if she says she is going down under, the paps should get a pic of her passport with the stamps. You can’t even trust her with that. The woman is delusional, a sociopath. The problem is, paps keeps taking her pic, talking to her, etc. DON’T TALK TO HER, DON’T TAKE HER PICTURE. GET OFF HER TWEEKS , NO FACEBOOK NO ANYTHING. Maybe if she is ignore, she will just fade away. and get help. As long as someone listens, she believes someone believes her story.

  • jojo

    and now that : “THIS IS 100% CONFIRMED!!!!! I’M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY BOY ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD FROM RUSSIA AND IM GOING TO BE HIS MOMMY! SO HAPPY!!!” Poor little boy…

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    bahahahahahahahaha In her little mind she thinks the ambulance call the paps. LOL they don’t. the paparazzi follow them. They have Star Radar. I don’t know why. They can’t go out of Starbucks without them being all up in their face. I guess that’s why I call the papparazzi Stalkarazzi and I called them one once on a Youtube. I think they got mad at me. LOL Oh well, they suck. I don’t care when they are at events but when they are out and about its time to leave them alone or the paparazzi will have papparazzi following them. LOL Now that’s what I would like to see. But, then again I can see it now.

    Paparazzi guy number 1: Hey, man, tila is coming out of her house.

    Camera Guy: Sorry man, I’m not here for Tila. I’m gonna take pix of you taking pix of her. Just to see how you feel.

    Paparazzi guy: But, dude we work next door.

    Camera Guy: No dude I work elsewhere. Not anywhere near here. I just wanna put you in your place to see how you feel.

    Paparazzi guy: Wait, man, I don’t want anyone taking a pic of my butt.

    Camera Guy: Then go on your way and leave her alone.

    Paparazzi guy: But, I get paid to take pix of celebs.

    Camera Guy: you mean you get paid stalking celebs and taking pix of them.

    Paparazzi guy: No dude really. I get paid for this.

    Camera Guy: Dude, you do not. You get paid doing a job that should never be done.

    Paparazzi Guy: Dude, you don’t know what you are talking about.

    Paparazzi Guy 2: WOULD YOU 2 SHUT UP AND TAKE PIX FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

    Camera Guy: time for me to do my work while you do your’s.

    Paparazzi Guy: DON’T TAKE A PIC OF MY BUTT.

    Camera Guy: DON’T TAKE A PIC OF HER THEN.

    Okay so maybe i went too far. But, they are annoying the paparazzi.

  • pookie8

    She, literally, is a nut job!!! Who didn’t know this story was coming?

  • Kelly Flores

    LOL I knew that this was going to happen from the moment she announced her “pregnancy”.

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