comScore
★ What is Gossip Cop? Find out!

Tab wrong about Tiger Woods marrying Rachel Uchitel

Truth rating: 2

By Michael Lewittes

(GettyImages.com)

“Tiger to Marry Mistress Rachel Uchitel – & Wants a Baby!” screams a headline in the National Enquirer.

According to the supermarket tab, “Tiger Woods is making plans to marry his #1 mistress, party girl Rachel Uchitel, and have a baby with her.”

The article even quotes a source saying Woods told Uchitel, “I want you to have my baby!”

But there may a glitch…

“While Rachel hopes to kick her addictions to the prescription drug Ambien and alcohol on the VH1 series [‘Celebrity Rehab’],” writes the Enquirer, “the disgraced golfer is terrified that ‘Rehab’ host Dr. Drew Pinsky will torpedo their romance.”

Plus, the tabloid claims he went “ballistic” when Uchitel told him she was doing “Celebrity Rehab,” because he’s “embarrassed that the next Mrs. Tiger Woods will be known as a former drug addict.”

First of all, there’s really nothing that can embarrass Woods, who’s had multiple mistresses.

Actually, what’s embarrassing is the Enquirer‘s assertion that Uchitel “hopes to kick her addictions to the prescription drug Ambien and alcohol.” She’s not hooked on pills or booze.

Uchitel is on “Celebrity Rehab” to work on her “relationship addiction.”

But most importantly, when informed of the Enquirer’s story about Uchitel and Woods marrying and having a baby, a source close to her told Gossip Cop, “Ha! Really? That’s a nice fairy tale.”

Gossip Cop looks forward to the Enquirer‘s next story about Uchitel encountering a big bad wolf on her way to her grandmother.

Follow @GossipCop on Twitter for accurate celebrity news!

Visit GossipCop.com for the latest!

Check us out on Facebook!

 


  1. Gossip Cop
  2. Mediaite
  3. Styleite
  4. The Mary Sue
  5. The Braiser
CloseSubscribe to Gossip Cop's newsletter: