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Tabloid: ‘The Situation: Is He Gay or What?’

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4:13 pm, January 11th, 2012

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Reality Weekly has had a hard time breaking any news in its first few weeks of publication, so now the tabloid seems happy to try inventing some!

The tabloid’s cover story this week – “Jersey Shore Secrets Revealed!” – includes an item entitled, “The Situation: Is he gay or what?”

Ohh-kay.

“Ever since Mr. Show-My-Abs-At-Every-Possible-Moment (aka Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino) burst onto the scene, there have been whispers about his sexual preference,” explains Reality Weekly.

There have been?

The magazine then quotes an obviously joking Snooki as saying, “Actually, when we all first met him, we thought he was gay. I think we’re all convinced that he is – and he just doesn’t know it yet.”

Snooki, by the way, is so “convinced” Sitch is gay… she hooked up with him.

“I think he may have gay tendencies,” jokes another cast member, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, in the Reality Weekly piece, referring to a moment on the show when The Situation and some other guys checked themselves out.

Reality Weekly then claims, “Adding even more fuel to the flaming firestorm: The Situation… just canceled a Vegas New Year’s Eve appearance to party in Indiana with male friends.”

The only thing “flaming” here are the tabloid’s pants, so to speak.

A rep for Sorrentino tells Gossip Cop the Reality Weekly speculation is “the most ridiculous statement I’ve ever heard.”

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  • guest

    He’s definitely gay.

  • French Flies

    He’s in Liberace’s closet.

  • alexstorm

    Of course his rep is going to deny it, he wants his 10% Mike is not the most eloquent speaker, and for all his trouble starting on the show, he acts gay. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY but Mike yeah he could be

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PFANI5M3HP6RQZQ2TJMUSTF6GY Blaze

    Not Gonna Lie I Seen A Episode Of Jersey Shore Recently With Mike & His Friend Unit in it… and i’m not gonna say He’s Gay i’m gonna say some Suspect Things happened in that episode. doesn’t mean he’s gay tho and if he is so what

  • http://www.facebook.com/NeilMitchellCowan Neil Mitchell Cowan

    Did you ask us gays? We don’t want him!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001545561783 J Matthew Riggs

    I’d fuck him

  • Wendywatkins

    Thats old news.

  • bedbug

    i hate that dude!!!!!!! so very much

  • Houndfan

    If he wasn’t gay before hooking up with Snooki would definitely do it.

  • 6pack

    hahahahaha that funy hounddog mans. i bereave he prolly do have the gay. it so cool now to have the gay an asides he be so close to so many peoples who have the gay that he prolly catched it when he were drinking from they same glass or botlle a beer or such. .

  • Noahntriciahuck

    I say… Not gay.. Have you seen some of the women he’s been with!!! Sexy a$$ girls!!!

  • Deval Little

    i hope U are gay Because.U shoulb HUE U wanna be MR.SHOW IBelive in U.HUE CAres A bout other people think or say there are FUCKEN -IDIOTS just like PAPA- ROCY so BE proud of ure self make the of the best of best. don be ure self down 4 it MR .LITTLE over and out by ure probily thinking that im small NOTT im 6″3 INCHES if looking for me some day haha im in CONNECTICUT THANKS MR.SHOW. to TALK IF U NEED 2 or wanna 2

  • Deval Little

    im GAY SOO FUCK URE SELF and and fall into A DITCH HAHA ASS HOLE

  • Deval Little

    HEY DO U REALLY HAVE BEDBUGS IF DO PLEASE GO JUMP OFF A BRIDE 4 me k

  • Deval Little

    HOE GIVES A SHITT.what the FUCK is HOUNDFAN

  • Deval Little

    HEY ASSS-HOLE GO FUCK URE- SELF

  • Deval Little

    NO SHITT SHERLOCK

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