Thanksgiving Turkeys! Gossip Cop with 20 Worst Rumors

Angelina Jolie Ben Stiller Bob Dylan Brad Pitt Brangelina Daniel Radcliffe Dr. Phil Elvis Friends George Clooney Harry Potter jaclyn smith Jennifer Aniston Jimmy Kimmel Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Leonardo DiCaprio Lindsay Lohan Mary-Kate Olsen Perez Hilton Sarah Silverman Spencer Pratt Stephanie Pratt Usher Whitney Port

2:00 pm, November 26th, 2009

All week Gossip Cop’s been counting down some of our “favorite” rumors, including special batches devoted to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Today, as Americans settle in for an evening of eating and good cheer, we offer 20 of the biggest pre-Thanksgiving “turkeys” we’ve carved up this year. Enjoy!

20. Brad Pitt Builds a $83,000 Gerbil Run

This is officially the second-silliest celebrity gerbil rumor we’ve ever heard.

19. Daniel Radcliffe to Get Naked as Harry Potter

British accents do make nudity classy, but this rumor was Hogwarts hogwash.

18. Dr. Phil to Die Within Three Years

Well, of course. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends!

17. Elvis Grandson Gets $5 Million Record Deal

And here we thought the music business was in trouble.

16. Mary-Kate Olsen Accepts Fictional Marriage Proposal

We can’t wait for the fictional wedding and divorce!

15. “Friends” Movie in the Works

If Gunther says it’s true, well by gosh, it’s… probably not.

14. Purported Jimmy Kimmel-Sarah Silverman Sex Tape Emerges

Then, when it’s not Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, is never again mentioned.

13. “If It’s Star, It Must Not be True.”

Pretty accurate response to this ridiculous rumor with no weight.

12. Lindsay Lohan Thrown Out of New York Hotel

Quite the trick for someone in Texas.

11. Lindsay Lohan and “Boyfriend” Rock Morocco

At least the geography was right on this one, even if the facts weren’t.

10. Oprah and Whitney Houston: Fight! Fight! Fight!

The daytime queen and the diva in a rumble for the ages.

9. World’s Greatest Songwriter Gives Charity; World’s Worst Blogger Misses Point

Bob Dylan and Perez Hilton make a delightfully odd pair, no?

8. Kardashian Konfusion Makes for Krazy “Switcheroo” Rumors

Site claims one sister’s “wedding” is just a Trojan horse for another’s wedding. Seriously.

7. Ben Stiller Splits from Wife

No, no he didn’t.

6. Leonardo DiCaprio Dating Whitney Port

He was once in “Titanic” and her last name is a nautical term. That’s where this story ends.

5. George Clooney Becomes Brangelina’s Wacky Neighbor

Still a chance he’ll live above their garage like the Fonz.

4.  Jennifer Aniston Hates Children, Drunk Dials, Becomes Talk Show Host

We look forward to seeing how all of this affects the “Friends” movie.

3. Spencer Pratt Sets Up Sister’s DUI Arrest

As stupid, desperate and awful a wrong rumor as we’ve seen…

2. Jaclyn Smith Attempts Suicide

…Except for this.

1. Usher Becomes Jewish

We end on the lighter side… and with no further comment.

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