Taylor Swift Giving Calvin Harris “Wedding Ultimatum”?
In this week’s issue of the National Enquirer, it’s claimed Swift “wants to make a quick jump from bridesmaid to bride — and she’s made sure DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris knows he’s on a short timeline!” The piece notes that Swift “just served as her childhood best friend’s maid of honor,” and alleges she’s “set to do the same for two more friends,” namely Lena Dunham and Karlie Kloss.
Of course, neither Dunham nor Kloss are engaged to their respective significant others, a rather important detail the supermarket tabloid conveniently left out so as not to mess up its “always a bridesmaid, never a bride” angle. Indeed, a so-called “source” claims to the National Enquirer, “Now Taylor has wedding fever. She told Calvin she wants to be engaged by summer. If he doesn’t come through, he’ll be history!”
So, is this like last month, when the gossip rag alleged Harris was ordering Swift to “bulk up” her butt? Yes, actually, it’s exactly like that, because this story is just wrong as the last one. Gossip Cop is told not only that there isn’t any engagement/marriage/wedding ultimatum between Swift and Harris, but that the National Enquirer has again just proven it doesn’t have accurate sources about the couple. No kidding.