Lindsay Lohan X17 X17Online

May 2nd, 2011

“LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWS OFF COMMUNITY SERVICE AT DOWNTOWN WOMEN’S CENTER” blares an “exclusive” from X17Online.

The outlet reports that Lohan “was scheduled to begin her community service at the Downtown Women’s Center on Skid Row in Los Angeles,” but “was a no-show this morning.” However, the report is completely inaccurate.

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December 10th, 2010

The paparazzi caused a potentially dangerous situation yesterday while pursuing Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift.

The couple was being followed while driving through a residential neighborhood in Beverly Hills.

“This was scary,” says a source close to Gyllenhaal, who had to call the cops. How scary?

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September 16th, 2010

According to various poorly informed “sources,” Chace Crawford is really busy these days.

The “Gossip Girl” actor has been linked to Rachel Bilson by Life & Style, while the Daily Mail claims he’s with Kelly Osbourne.

X17 Online does an excellent job of picking up both rumors — and doing nothing to check their validity.

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June 24th, 2010

It’s generally not a good sign when you’re rehashing a story the crack journalists over at X17Online conjured from thin air.

Us Weekly claims Jason Trawick “got the shock of his life” when he dialed a number in girlfriend Britney Spears’ cellphone and reached her old paparazzo beau Adnan Ghalib.

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June 14th, 2010

According to the site X17Online, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick’s relationship is “totally fake,” and the two went to Santa Barbara for the weekend to pretend they are dating. Huh?

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May 14th, 2010

We probably shouldn’t be too surprised when an outlet as blissfully out of touch as X17 Online misses the mark again.

Jessica Biel made the mistake of running errands without boyfriend Justin Timberlake yesterday.

Uh oh. Because X17 apparently believes people in a relationship can never, ever, ever be apart.

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May 11th, 2010

X17Online breathlessly reported Britney Spears had “an intimate lunch with her bodyguard” Ryan at The Abbey in West Hollywood.

The site claimed, “Britney requested to be seated at a private cabana at the back of the bar with her hot bodyguard Ryan… surrounded by curtains perhaps in an attempt to keep their relationship a secret from boyfriend Jason Trawick.” Or maybe, it wasn’t a date.

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April 20th, 2010

“Looks like there’s a new hottie in Lindsay Lohan’s life, and his name is Anthony Noble!” reports X17Online. According to the site, Lindsay’s supposed love interest is a “French and tres wealthy… up and coming fashion designer” with a “passion for clothes, tattoos and fancy cars.” But does he have a passion for Lohan?