World War Z
November 9th, 2011
“Angelina Jolie may be one of the most beautiful women in the world, but when it comes to her partner, Brad Pitt, she’s also one of the most insecure,” writes In Touch magazine, which has spent years unsuccessfully creating strife between the two stars.
So… what now?
In Hungary while Pitt’s filming World War Z, Jolie allegedly “flew into a violent rage” after “catching Brad ogling online photos of a sexy co-star.”Read more...
October 19th, 2011
Like Wile E. Coyote chasing the Road Runner, In Touch pursues its prey with great desperation, only to fail comically again and again.
The magazine’s favorite targets – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – have returned this week, with In Touch claiming that Pitt is “cracking under the pressure” of work and child care while Jolie spends time on humanitarian missions.Read more...
September 7th, 2011
According to Life & Style, Brad Pitt is begging a “startlingly thin” Angelina Jolie to eat as she “takes her diet to scary extremes.”
“While Angie’s sultry curves once set tongues wagging, she’s steadily disintegrating into a pile of bones,” explains Life & Style, which estimates her weight to be around 105 pounds.Read more...
September 5th, 2011
Brad Pitt should probably just retire to a cave somewhere, because it’s becoming obvious that any professional contact with someone of the opposite sex will be treated scandalously by the tabloids.
The actor has spent much more time battling nasty rumors than the undead on the set of his upcoming zombie epic ‘World War Z,’ first with endless speculation about production assistant Lara Marsden, and now, allegedly, with his co-star Julia Levy-Boeken.Read more...
August 31st, 2011
You can tell it’s the dog days of summer by the way the tabloids keep beating a dead horse.
Star magazine is convinced that ‘World War Z’ production assistant Lara Marsden has effectively ended Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship.
“Angie Tells Brad: Get Out!” announces the cover, which alleges that Pitt’s “late nights” with Marsden have pushed Jolie “over the edge.”Read more...
August 12th, 2011
When Angelina Jolie visits Brad Pitt on location, the tabloids have two options.
First, they could declare that her arrival means she’s jealous and checking up on him.
Or, they can use the visit itself as the source for some supposed argument, so that her eventual departure seems really dramatic and angry.
The idea that Jolie and Pitt simply like to spend time together is too difficult for scandal-minded rumor mongers to grasp.Read more...
August 4th, 2011
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s stay in London has the tabloids in a fog.
According to OK!, the two stars “have lived largely separate lives” while Pitt films ‘World War Z,’ waging an alleged “cold war.”
“They’re at the Dorchester Hotel, but Brad is barely there,” the magazine quotes a so-called “insider” as saying, adding that they’re “at each other’s throats.”
How bad is it?
“They’ve gone from seriously planning a wedding to ice cold,” explains the “insider.”Read more...
July 20th, 2011
It doesn’t get much more laughable than OK!’s new cover story.
Two weeks after inventing an alleged flirtation between Brad Pitt and a “mystery woman” on the ‘World War Z’ set, the magazine digs an even deeper hole with an article claiming Angelina Jolie “can’t take it anymore!”
The actress is “going nuclear” over Pitt’s supposedly “flirtatious relationship” with the brunette, claims OK!, and “insiders say Angie’s jealous rages are beginning to push Brad away.”Read more...
July 6th, 2011
“On the verge of his long-awaited wedding to Angelina Jolie, it’s not the best time for Brad Pitt to be awash in rumors about another woman,” opens OK! magazine.
The tab manages to spread two myths in its first sentence!
According to the mag, Pitt, who’s not actually about to wed, has been photographed “flirting” with an unnamed woman on the ‘World War Z’ set in Malta.
“Angelina is paranoid about her – she’s drop-dead gorgeous, and I’m sure Angie’s determined to find out what’s going on between them,” alleges a so-called “source.”Read more...