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July 29th, 2011

This week, In Touch interrupts its laughable coverage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt long enough to make up stuff about their children.

According to the tabloid, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is terribly jealous of twins Knox and Vivienne, who have been “getting all the attention.”

“The twins’ star status isn’t sitting well with their old sister,” whose supposed jealousy, reports In Touch, is “making the Jolie-Pitt home more chaotic than ever.”

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July 21st, 2011

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appear in the pages of this week’s In Touch, a magazine that has spent an inordinate amount of time inventing increasingly wild stories about the couple’s supposed troubles.

And, as often happens when there’s no actual tension to report, In Touch has brought in a wild card: Pitt’s mom Jane.

According to the tabloid, Brangelina and the kids’ third birthday party for twins Knox and Vivienne “degenerate[d] into a bitter showdown” between Jolie and Mama Pitt.

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March 20th, 2011

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the subjects of tabloid rumors week after week, generally with the same theme – they and/or their kids are fighting.

And Gossip Cop keeps busy busting those false reports.

Well, despite the repetitious magazine malarky, Brangelina and their brood are perfectly happy together.

In fact, today the celebrity couple and their kids – Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Knox and Vivienne – hit the streets of New Orleans, where Pitt is shooting the thriller “Cogan’s Trade.”

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March 7th, 2011

As dictators across the Middle East face a wave of rebellion from people hungry for freedom, In Touch reports that Angelina Jolie, demonized by the tab on a near-weekly basis, could be facing an uprising of her own.

According to the magazine, the star’s children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne are sick of moving around from city to city and “have a message for their mom: We’re not gonna take it anymore.”

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January 1st, 2011

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently staged a “secret wedding,” claims In Touch, the same magazine that’s long insisted the couple’s relationship is going down the tubes.

According to In Touch, Brangelina “whisked their six children off to a tropical paradise” – a resort in the Seychelles Islands – where they “exchanged vows” on November 23.

Wow, that’s incredible!

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April 2nd, 2010

Chalk it up to desperation.

In Touch Weekly, wrong SO many times about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, is now so frantic to find signs of trouble… it’s decided to invent some. The mag decides this week to portray Jolie as an erratic, demanding monster whose staff lives in fear and whose children call her “The Dragon.”

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February 16th, 2010

“Aww! Brad & Angelina Took Their Brood Out For A Valentine’s Day Dinner!” reads the headline of a HollywoodLife story that goes on to report, “Angelina Jolie took a trip down memory lane Feb. 14 as she and Brad Pitt took Maddox, 9, Pax, 6, and Zahara, 5, to Benihana for a special Valentine’s Day dinner.”

They really spent “Valentine’s Day” at Benihana’s in L.A.?!

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January 4th, 2010

Yesterday, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie whisked their kids — minus 17-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne — into a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious matinee of “Mary Poppins” on Broadway. A family that goes to plays together, stays together…