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July 29th, 2011
This week, In Touch interrupts its laughable coverage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt long enough to make up stuff about their children.
According to the tabloid, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is terribly jealous of twins Knox and Vivienne, who have been “getting all the attention.”
“The twins’ star status isn’t sitting well with their old sister,” whose supposed jealousy, reports In Touch, is “making the Jolie-Pitt home more chaotic than ever.”Read more...
July 21st, 2011
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appear in the pages of this week’s In Touch, a magazine that has spent an inordinate amount of time inventing increasingly wild stories about the couple’s supposed troubles.
And, as often happens when there’s no actual tension to report, In Touch has brought in a wild card: Pitt’s mom Jane.
According to the tabloid, Brangelina and the kids’ third birthday party for twins Knox and Vivienne “degenerate[d] into a bitter showdown” between Jolie and Mama Pitt.Read more...
March 7th, 2011
As dictators across the Middle East face a wave of rebellion from people hungry for freedom, In Touch reports that Angelina Jolie, demonized by the tab on a near-weekly basis, could be facing an uprising of her own.
According to the magazine, the star’s children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne are sick of moving around from city to city and “have a message for their mom: We’re not gonna take it anymore.”Read more...
January 1st, 2011
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently staged a “secret wedding,” claims In Touch, the same magazine that’s long insisted the couple’s relationship is going down the tubes.
According to In Touch, Brangelina “whisked their six children off to a tropical paradise” – a resort in the Seychelles Islands – where they “exchanged vows” on November 23.
Wow, that’s incredible!Read more...