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July 29th, 2011
This week, In Touch interrupts its laughable coverage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt long enough to make up stuff about their children.
According to the tabloid, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is terribly jealous of twins Knox and Vivienne, who have been “getting all the attention.”
“The twins’ star status isn’t sitting well with their old sister,” whose supposed jealousy, reports In Touch, is “making the Jolie-Pitt home more chaotic than ever.”Read more...
July 21st, 2011
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appear in the pages of this week’s In Touch, a magazine that has spent an inordinate amount of time inventing increasingly wild stories about the couple’s supposed troubles.
And, as often happens when there’s no actual tension to report, In Touch has brought in a wild card: Pitt’s mom Jane.
According to the tabloid, Brangelina and the kids’ third birthday party for twins Knox and Vivienne “degenerate[d] into a bitter showdown” between Jolie and Mama Pitt.Read more...
January 1st, 2011
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently staged a “secret wedding,” claims In Touch, the same magazine that’s long insisted the couple’s relationship is going down the tubes.
According to In Touch, Brangelina “whisked their six children off to a tropical paradise” – a resort in the Seychelles Islands – where they “exchanged vows” on November 23.
Wow, that’s incredible!Read more...