Harry Styles HollywoodLife Taylor Swift US Weekly

December 28th, 2012

“Taylor Swift & Harry Styles Getting Married in a Week?” reads a headline from HollywoodLife, which tends to ask questions — yet rarely has accurate answers.

The webloid says the couple has “already bonded with each other’s families and might take it to the next level very soon!”

For real?

Jessica Simpson US Weekly

December 5th, 2012

“Jessica Simpson has lost points with Weight Watchers,” begins a piece from Us Weekly, which claims the company is “livid” that its spokeswoman is reportedly pregnant again.

A so-called “source” for the mag alleges, “They’re furious with Jessica,” explaining, “She was already on thin ice with them since she didn’t lose enough [weight] for the first ad, when they had to shoot her from the waist up.”

Really?

Jessica Simpson US Weekly

December 4th, 2012

“Jessica Simpson is definitely not a daddy’s girl,” begins a piece from Us Weekly, which claims the star “skipped” her nephew Bronx’s 4th birthday party in order to “avoid” her dad Joe.

How come?

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt US Weekly

November 14th, 2012

“Brad Pitt knows where the wild things are — at his hometown pizza parlor,” begins a piece from Us Weekly, which goes on to claim that “every time” the actor visits Springfield, Missouri, he lets his kids go “bananas at Arris’ Pizza.”

“The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus,” alleges a so-called “insider,” adding, “They jump on tables and even throw food at each other!”

Seriously?

Kate Middleton President Obama Prince William US Weekly

November 7th, 2012

President Obama got “happy cheers” on his re-election from Prince William and Kate Middleton, reports an Us Weekly online ”exclusive.”

According to a so-called “source” for the site, “The Duke and Duchess have sent a personal note of congratulations to Barack Obama on his US re-election.”

But did they really?

Bruno Mariah Carey US Weekly

October 25th, 2012

Mariah Carey has some pretty wacky diva demands, according to Us Weekly.

The mag reports that the new “American Idol” judge had an “eight-hour massage” while “she got shut-eye at her L.A. mansion on September 29.”

But that’s not all.

Madonna Sean Penn US Weekly

October 17th, 2012

“Sean Penn and Madonna are still hung up on each other,” begins a piece from Us Weekly, which claims the actor went “gaga” for his ex-wife while sitting front row at her L.A. concert on October 11.

Really?

Mike Sorrentino The Situation US Weekly

October 3rd, 2012

“Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is in a tough situation,” begins a piece by Us Weekly, which claims the reality star “isn’t sober anymore.”

For real?