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Gossip Cop’s head might explode from the combination of these two elements.

According to the National Enquirer, Paris Hilton recently “spotted two ‘Twilight’ producers lunching at West Hollywood eatery Mauro’s, so she darted over,” and said, “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’d love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!”

You still with us?

OK, the Enquirer then claims that after the producers told her, “We’ll get back to you,” Hilton tried to convince them by saying she could generate “lots of publicity” for the Saga because “everyone knows who I am.”

The supermarket tab reports one of the producers then said, “Thanks, but we have more than enough publicity as it is.”

Damn. Oh, snap!

However…

Gossip Cop called a slew of sources, and not one person could verify this story — probably because the encounter NEVER happened.

And a couple of other things: One, Hilton would never introduce herself by saying, “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton,” and two, is there anyone with a high-speed modem who isn’t familiar with her “work”?

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There has been lots of speculation about Robert Pattinson and his future projects.

Gossip Cop has poked around, and verified a few things.

First, “Breaking Dawn” has NOT been given the green light, despite what certain blogs and foreign language publications claim. Gossip Cop will be closely monitor the situation to bring you breaking news when we hear it.

Moving along to Pattinson’s other projects, “Unbound Captives” is still on the actor’s slate, but no start date has been set for the film.  

And “Bel Ami” will still begin filming in February, although the locations haven’t been locked down yet.

Gossip Cop will update you as soon as we receive confirmations. 

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UPDATE: 1:09 11/29:

Estimated international cumulative is now up to $243 million!

North American cumulative is now up to $230.7 million!

Monday 11/23 – $10.5 million

Tuesday 1124 – $11.5 million

Wednesday 11/25 – $14.3 million.

Thursday 11/26 – $9.2 million

Friday 11/27 – $17.7 million

Saturday 11/28 -$16.5 million

The five days from 11/25-11/29 is estimated to be $66 million!

International breakdown will be available later. We will update you when we receive the numbers.

International figures from 11/25:

These are updated details on what was an estimated $132 million opening weekend in 24 international markets. Sources at Summit give the following breakdown:

Argentina – $1.36M market cume

Australia – $14.78M market cume

Brazil – $7.86M market cume

Belgium – $2.66M market cume

Croatia – $221K market cume

Denmark – $1.6M market cume

France – $18.9M market cume

Finland – $967K market cume

Greece – $2.3M market cume

Holland – $1.2M market cume

Hungary – $710K market cume

Indonesia – $47K market cume

Italy – $15.3M market cume

Mexico – $7.7M market cume

New Zealand – $1.9M market cume

Norway – $2.1M market cume

Poland – $1.5M market cume

Philippines – $2.4M market cume

Russia – $9M market cume

Spain – $15M market cume

Sweden – $2M market cume

Switzerland – $713K (French) + $95K (Italian) market cume

Thailand – $1.4M market cume

Turkey – $1.9M market cume

UK – $19.5M market cume

We’ll keep you updated as we receive more figures.

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