1. Mediaite
  2. Gossip Cop
  3. Geekosystem
  4. Styleite
  5. SportsGrid
  6. The Mary Sue
  7. The Jane Dough
  8. The Braiser

Busting bad dish!

Tim Burton

WATCH: Johnny Depp Plays Vampire for Laughs in Dark Shadows Official Trailer

(Warner Bros.)

TRAILER

Johnny Depp stars as vampire Barnabas Collins in Dark Shadows, the Tim Burton movie based on the 1960s TV series of the same name.

But this is NOT your typical gothic adaptation.

Johnny Depp To Play Dr. Seuss?

(GettyImages.com)

Johnny Depp could reportedly play Dr. Seuss.

A live-action movie about the beloved children’s author (born Theodor Geisel) is in the works, and Depp is set to produce – and possibly star in – the biopic project.

Tom Hanks & Other Hollywood Royalty Join the Queen and Obamas for Dinner

Truth rating: 10
(GettyImages)

Tom Hanks, Kevin Spacey, Kristin Chenoweth, and Helena Bonham-Carter and Tim Burton were among Hollywood royalty at a banquet Queen Elizabeth hosted for President Obama at Buckingham Palace this evening.

REPORT: James Franco Set for “Planet of the Apes” Prequel

Truth rating: 10
(GettyImages.com)

Audiences are about to go ape for James Franco.

The “Spider-man” and “Pineapple Express” actor is reportedly set to star in “Rise of the Apes,” a prequel to the “Planet of the Apes” series.

UPDATE: “Alice in Wonderland” Continues Stay at #1

(Disney)

BOX OFFICE

UPDATE: 3/21/2010

It looks like early projections for the weekend box office will hold.

Numbers are not yet final, but Alice in Wonderland should win with (roughly) $33 million.

Johnny Depp and elevated 3D ticket prices have powered Tim Burton’s Alice to the #1 spot in each of its three weeks.

UPDATE: “Alice in Wonderland” Stuns Box Office; Opening Bigger than “Avatar”

Truth rating: 10
(Disney)

BOX OFFICE

UPDATE: 10:00AM 3/7/2010

America loves Alice.

Alice in Wonderland posted the best 3D and IMAX openings in history — even bigger than Avatar — with a total domestic weekend haul of over $115 million.

The Tim Burton fantasy starring Johnny Depp and newcomer Mia Wasikowska is also the biggest March release ever.

Abraham Lincoln Slated to Kill Vampires on Big Screen

Truth rating: 10
(Grand Central)

Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth president of the United States, has been tapped by Tim Burton to kill vampires.

Kind of.

Burton plans to adapt a new book called “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” for the big screen. The novel, written by “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” author Seth Grahame-Smith, envisions Honest Abe as a “highly trained” vampire assassin.

Avril Lavigne not making beautiful music again with Deryck Whibley

Truth rating: 2
(GettyImages.com)

“Look Who’s Back Together!!!” exclaims Perez Hilton about Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley.

After several photos were posted of Lavigne and Whibley leaving the London post-premiere party for Alice In Wonderland, Perez wrote, “Though Avril insists the two are just friends, we think they might be working their way back to each other as lovers!” Think again, Perez.

Abrams Media Network click here for advertising opportunities