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December 7th, 2011

We hope Suri Cruise doesn’t read In Touch – because the tabloid just promised her a pony for Christmas.

Along with diamond studs and all the “frilly custom-designed dresses” she could ever want!

That’s because, according to In Touch, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have no issue with getting their pampered daughter everything she asks for.”

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November 22nd, 2011

“Suri Cruise, author?” asks In Touch, before explaining, “The 5-year-old is currently penning her own children’s book.”

“Not only is she writing the book, she’s also working on all the illustrations,” notes a family friend.

Really?

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September 21st, 2011

Suri Cruise is getting some early lessons in tabloid hypocrisy, thanks to Life & Style.

The magazine shamelessly splashes the five-year-old’s face on its cover for a huge story about how she’s “trapped” in the “warped” world of her parents, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

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August 18th, 2011

Suri Cruise, followed by paparazzi since birth, has had enough.

In new video, the girl is rushed past a herd of photographers in New York, but not before the five-year-old, shielding herself with a doll, yells at the paps, “Take a picture of my baby instead!”

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August 18th, 2011

“Tom & Katie Help Suri Make Friends,” reads the headline of a piece in Life & Style that claims, “After years of taking their daughter all over the world for their film projects, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are… determined to see their 5-year-old make friends.”

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July 7th, 2011

“Suri Cruise Will Star In First Major Motion Picture!” exclaims Perez Hilton. According to the blogger, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter “has decided to take after her Mom and Dad and pursue a career in acting,” and has already lined up a cameo in”Rock of Ages.” Seriously?

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June 29th, 2011

“Suri’s Lonely Summer!” exclaims the headline of yet another needlessly mean-spirited In Touch article about five-year-old Suri Cruise.

The tabloid, which two weeks ago wrongly reported that Tom Cruise bought his daughter a $100,000 treehouse, now says Suri “has no one to play with,” and is “unhappy.” Really?

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April 13th, 2011

“Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their little girl’s fifth birthday with sweet treats, flowers, celebrity friends, girly decorations and millions of dollars in cash!” begins a piece in OK!

The tab reports that “while the couple has been making an effort to cut back on spoiling” Suri, her birthday present this year was “certainly over-the-top.” According to OK!, Cruise gave Suri a “$5 million birthday gift.” Really?

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