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Like a bad meal coming back to haunt you, so too is this bad dish about a Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart “love nest.”

Yesterday, the Daily Mail reported, “Twilight star Robert Pattinson wants to buy a house on the Isle of Wight, where he plans to live” with Kristen Stewart. The article went on to claim that “after a romantic New Year on the island they intend to buy a home there.”

Really?!

The paper even quoted an unnamed source saying, “He just wants a quiet English life, which is why he brought Kristen over for New Year.”

And while the Isle of Wight — off the coast of England — would afford Pattinson a more private life, this rumor, which surfaced a few days ago, is still not true.

Sources (re)assure Gossip Cop Pattinson and Stewart are not — repeat, not — moving to the isle. 

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When it comes to the stars of “Twilight,” the usually unrelenting gossip mill has been quiet. There have been fewer outrageous claims, fewer contrived stories…

But now this…

“Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart might be relocating!”

Uh oh. Here we go.

Because they were “hardly bothered” while ringing in the New Year in Ventnor, on the Isle of Wight, Pattinson and Stewart “are thinking about buying a house in the secluded area,” according to rumors.

According to an “insider,” Pattinson and Stewart were so happy to be (mostly) left alone during their Ventnor visit, “They’ve talked about buying a property on [the] island for when the pressures of Hollywood get too much.”

Gossip Cop will stop this Wight there.

We know it’s great fun for sites to mix and match phrases Mad Libs-style with Pattinson and Stewart, so “moving together” and “Isle of Wight” were bound to come up. But the stars are not planning to become Ventnor residents.

Even though we’d understand their desire to escape the media who hound them (and still get most things wrong), sources tell us Pattinson and Stewart are not moving to the isle.

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