Derek Hough Star The Bachelor

May 9th, 2013

“‘Dancing with the Stars’ cutie Derek Hough may just waltz his way into a $3 million paycheck — and possibly true love — as the next Bachelor on ABC’s hit dating series,” reports Star.

For real?

Beyonce Star

May 8th, 2013

“Queen Bey’s Insane Tour Demands,” reads the headline of a Star story that goes on to claim, “Beyonce takes diva demands to a whole new level with her latest tour, The Mrs. Carter Show.”

Among her “over-the-top backstage needs,” says the tabloid, are that she drinks “only alkaline water warmed to 69.8° F, served with $900 titanium straws,” and her bathrooms must have “red toilet paper.”

Really?

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Star

May 8th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s “Wedding is Off!” blares the latest cover from Star, which claims the couple had “The Fight to End All Fights.”

So, what supposedly went down?

Ellen DeGeneres Star

May 8th, 2013

“Ellen’s House Rules: No Kids Allowed,” reads the headline of a story in Star about Ellen DeGeneres.

The tab claims DeGeneres “keeps her Beverly Hills mansion like a museum and doesn’t want kids making a mess,” so she doesn’t let them inside her house.

For real?

Kris Jenner Star

May 8th, 2013

“No One Wants To Be On Kris’s Talk Show!” exclaims a headline from Star about Kris Jenner and her upcoming daytime program.

According to the tabloid, Jenner is “having trouble getting guests for her upcoming talk show, Kris, launching in July.”

The magazine claims, “Every A-list celeb she invited to appear has either refused or flat-out ignored her.”

For real?

Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert Sheryl Crow Star

May 5th, 2013

“Miranda Tells Blake: Stay Away From Sheryl!” exclaims a headline from Star, which goes on to claim that Miranda Lambert is “jealous” over the “close relationship” between her husband Blake Shelton and Sheryl Crow.

According to the tabloid, even though Shelton told Lambert it’s “all work related,” she thinks “he has stronger feelings than he should” for Crow.

Really?

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Star

May 4th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston’s “joy of impending motherhood and marriage to Justin Theroux has been tempered by a brewing storm cloud over her fiancé’s insistence on making his younger brother the best man at their wedding,” begins a piece from Star.

The magazine claims that Theroux’s brother Sebastian “has a checkered history of substance abuse — something that raises a red flag with Jen.”

“Jen’s sympathetic to his struggles,” a so-called “family friend” tells Star, “but I think it still makes her uncomfortable, and she’s butting heads with Justin about how large a part Sebastian will play in the proceedings.”

For real?

Demi Lovato Simon Cowell Star

May 2nd, 2013

Simon Cowell is “demanding” that Demi Lovato “lose 20 lbs.” before the “X Factor” premiere this fall, reports Star.

According to the magazine, Cowell “believes she has ballooned since the season two finale in December — and it’s bugging him.”

Seriously?!