Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey Star

May 15th, 2013

“Jessica To Nick: Don’t Spill My Secrets!” screams the headline of a Star story that goes on to claim Jessica Simpson is now “at war” with her ex-husband Nick Lachey after he dissed her dad on TV.

According to a so-called “source” for the tabloid, a “furious” Simpson immediately texted Lachey to “keep his mouth shut about her dad.”

Really?

Kourtney Kardashian Michael Girgenti Scott Disick Star

May 15th, 2013

Kourtney Kardashian told Scott Disick he’s not the father of Mason, according to a BOGUS new cover story from Star.

Following in the footsteps of In Touch and OK! — which is never a wise idea — the magazine spoke to model Michael Girgenti, who once again claims to have fathered Mason after allegedly sleeping with Kardashian after a photo shoot in 2009.

Oh, please…

Ben Affleck Jennifer Garner Star

May 9th, 2013

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are “dealing with major trust issues,” reports Star, whose reporting is not always trustworthy.

The tabloid, which has previously claimed the couple was having issues due to the actor’s supposed tanning addiction, now says Garner is “worried sick” that Affleck will “cheat on her!”

Oh no!

Brandon Blackstock Kelly Clarkson Star

May 9th, 2013

Kelly Clarkson’s fiancé Brandon Blackstock is begging her to “get in shape,” according to a mean-spirited new story from Star.

The mag claims the pop singer was “devastated when her man told her he ‘wasn’t attracted to her anymore’ after her latest weight gain.”

Seriously?!

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Star

May 9th, 2013

Robert Pattinson “won’t stop drinking,” reports Star, which claims the actor’s friends are pleading with him to “get sober.”

The mag, which has an embarrassingly sloppy track record when it comes to the star, says Pattinson “turned to alcohol” after Kristen Stewart admitted to an indiscretion with Rupert Sanders last summer, and now he “can’t stop drinking.” Really?

Derek Hough Star The Bachelor

May 9th, 2013

“‘Dancing with the Stars’ cutie Derek Hough may just waltz his way into a $3 million paycheck — and possibly true love — as the next Bachelor on ABC’s hit dating series,” reports Star.

For real?

Beyonce Star

May 8th, 2013

“Queen Bey’s Insane Tour Demands,” reads the headline of a Star story that goes on to claim, “Beyonce takes diva demands to a whole new level with her latest tour, The Mrs. Carter Show.”

Among her “over-the-top backstage needs,” says the tabloid, are that she drinks “only alkaline water warmed to 69.8° F, served with $900 titanium straws,” and her bathrooms must have “red toilet paper.”

Really?

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Star

May 8th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s “Wedding is Off!” blares the latest cover from Star, which claims the couple had “The Fight to End All Fights.”

So, what supposedly went down?