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September 1st, 2012

Star magazine split its cover story this week between bizarre claims about Suri Cruise (which Gossip Cop already examined) and equally weird allegations about another 6-year-old girl — Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

According to the tabloid, little Shiloh is more than just a “rough-and-tumble tomboy” who emulates dad Brad Pitt.

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December 3rd, 2011

“Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s furious battle over how to raise their tomboy daughter Shiloh has thrust their roller-coaster relationship into another crisis,” claims the National Enquirer.

Supposedly, Pitt is “fed up” with Jolie for allowing Shiloh’s “gender-bending appearance,” and now his mom, Jane Pitt, has allegedly joined the fight.

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November 10th, 2011

According to Star magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are running a zoo.

Their kids, it seems, are totally out of control, and allegedly “it’s chaos” behind the doors of their multimillion-dollar homes.

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July 29th, 2011

This week, In Touch interrupts its laughable coverage of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt long enough to make up stuff about their children.

According to the tabloid, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is terribly jealous of twins Knox and Vivienne, who have been “getting all the attention.”

“The twins’ star status isn’t sitting well with their old sister,” whose supposed jealousy, reports In Touch, is “making the Jolie-Pitt home more chaotic than ever.”

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July 21st, 2011

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt appear in the pages of this week’s In Touch, a magazine that has spent an inordinate amount of time inventing increasingly wild stories about the couple’s supposed troubles.

And, as often happens when there’s no actual tension to report, In Touch has brought in a wild card: Pitt’s mom Jane.

According to the tabloid, Brangelina and the kids’ third birthday party for twins Knox and Vivienne “degenerate[d] into a bitter showdown” between Jolie and Mama Pitt.

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June 1st, 2011

“Alarmed over his partner’s recent weight loss, Brad Pitt has staged an intervention with Angelina Jolie, begging her to get help,” claims Star magazine in a cover story that alleges she’s down to 99 pounds and frequently collapsing.

But the tabloid isn’t ready to stop there.

Jolie’s “frail” appearance and “alarming pattern” of behavior supposedly “have sparked fears of a drug relapse and anorexia.”

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March 20th, 2011

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the subjects of tabloid rumors week after week, generally with the same theme – they and/or their kids are fighting.

And Gossip Cop keeps busy busting those false reports.

Well, despite the repetitious magazine malarky, Brangelina and their brood are perfectly happy together.

In fact, today the celebrity couple and their kids – Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Knox and Vivienne – hit the streets of New Orleans, where Pitt is shooting the thriller “Cogan’s Trade.”

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March 7th, 2011

As dictators across the Middle East face a wave of rebellion from people hungry for freedom, In Touch reports that Angelina Jolie, demonized by the tab on a near-weekly basis, could be facing an uprising of her own.

According to the magazine, the star’s children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne are sick of moving around from city to city and “have a message for their mom: We’re not gonna take it anymore.”