Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson

May 18th, 2013

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart “have called it quits,” according to People.

Rumors about the couple breaking up have been swirling for the last few days.

This is unconfirmed as of now.

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson

May 17th, 2013

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart “didn’t celebrate the actor’s 27th birthday together, they spent it in a heart-wrenching fight!” blares a report from X17Online.

The paparazzi site, which once embarrassingly tried to link Pattinson to a designer who has a serious boyfriend, says its photographers “spotted Kristen at a friend’s house Monday afternoon and the actress was in break-down mode over what appeared to be a possible break-up with Rob.”

Here’s what’s really going on.

HollywoodLife Katy Perry Robert Pattinson

May 13th, 2013

“Robert Pattinson Parties With Katy Perry Before His Birthday,” reads the headline of another fabricated tale from HollywoodLife.

According to the laughably unreliable webloid, on Thursday “Rob and Katy hit up LA hotspot Chateau Marmont for a night of dancing.”

Really?

Robert Pattinson

May 13th, 2013

Robert Pattinson turns 27 on Monday, a perfect occasion to look back at how the Twilight star has changed through the years.

From his early days in Harry Potter to his star-making turn as Edward Cullen, and now edgier roles in movies like The Rover, there’s a lot of Pattinson to go around!

Check out the many looks of Robert Pattinson!

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Star

May 9th, 2013

Robert Pattinson “won’t stop drinking,” reports Star, which claims the actor’s friends are pleading with him to “get sober.”

The mag, which has an embarrassingly sloppy track record when it comes to the star, says Pattinson “turned to alcohol” after Kristen Stewart admitted to an indiscretion with Rupert Sanders last summer, and now he “can’t stop drinking.” Really?

Katy Perry Kristen Stewart National Enquirer Robert Pattinson

May 8th, 2013

Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry have “bonded over the fact that they’ve both been cheated on — and pals hope it’s the beginning of a beautiful romance,” reports the National Enquirer .

Oh, here we go again.

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson

May 2nd, 2013

Robert Pattinson tricked Kristen Stewart into thinking he was going to force her to take a lie-detector test, according to a completely made-up story in The Sun that was picked up by HollywoodLife and other lazy outlets.

According to the report, the actor decided to play a “prank” on Stewart after “pictures surfaced last week of her getting into a car with a man” who was “the doppelganger of film director Rupert Sanders,” with whom she had an indiscretion last summer.

“He decided to mock up an appointment message from a local lie detector specialist, and suggested Kristen attend the session to prove she was telling the truth about the meeting,” claims The Sun.

Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson Rupert Sanders

April 24th, 2013

“A somber-looking Robert Pattinson was spotted at LAX Tuesday night following (false) rumors that his girlfriend Kristen Stewart had a possible rendezvous with her former flame, Rupert Sanders,” claims the New York Post.

We can already tell this story is going to make no sense.