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“Mariah’s Life To Be A Musical,” exclaims Perez Hilton in a headline.

The blogger, who’s so afraid of Gossip Cop that he’s blocked us on Twitter, goes on to write, “Mariah Carey is planning to turn her life into a stage musical.”

Really?

“At least she has the good sense not to play herself,” snipes Perez, adding, “She does have someone fab in mind for the role - Leona Lewis!

Still, Perez opines, “Nothing good can come of this!”

Well, actually nothing AT ALL is going to come from this, because Carey’s manager tells Gossip Cop this tale is not true.

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Perez Hilton is so afraid of Gossip Cop – and our fact-checking ways – that he’s blocked us on Twitter. 

And that’s among his many mistakes, because if Perez weren’t such a Cop Blocker, he wouldn’t have made a fool of himself today with a piece he titled, “Obama And Clinton Call Tiger At Rehab!!”

Picking up on a wrong report from four days ago - which Gossip Cop already busted - Perez writes, “While Tiger Woods sat in rehab for sex addiction, both President Barack Obama and former President Bill Clinton called the douchebag golfer to cheer him up!!”

After regurgitating an erroneous Golf Digest article, where this mistaken story started, Perez then blurts, “Let’s get our priorities straight, people!! Tiger does NOT need any more coddling!”

Fair enough, but President Obama did NOT — repeat, did NOT – reach out to Tiger Woods. A White House spokesperson yesterday confirmed that the Commander-in-Chief did NOT comfort or contact Woods.

And when it comes to priorities, if someone’s going to do an entertainment blog, he or she should check to see if their stories are accurate before posting them.

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Perez Hilton can’t even cut-and-paste on a second grade level.

“Look out Robert Pattinson, the original hot vampire is back!” writes Perez, who then “reports” that “Brad Pitt is returning to his blood sucking roots to star [in] and produce the upcoming vampire flick Vlad.” (Perez was referring, of course, to Pitt’s past role in “Interview with the Vampire.”)

There’s one slight problem with this story: Pattinson doesn’t have to “look out” because Pitt is NOT “returning to his blood sucking roots to star” in “Vlad,” which is about Vlad the Impaler, upon whom the Dracula tales are based.

Pitt is just PRODUCING the film. But “Cop Blocker” Hilton obviously missed that ENTIRELY CRUCIAL point while hastily cutting and pasting the story.

Perez concludes his latest misfire by saying, “Hopefully they’ll make him shave off that hideous bread of his!”

First of all, it’s a “beard,” not “bread” he’s growing on his face. And more importantly, PRODUCERS are generally not asked to shave their beards (no matter how you spell it).

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Perez Hilton blocks Gossip Cop on Twitter because he’s so afraid of us and our fact-checking ways.

Well, “Cop Blocker” Hilton has once again employed his fertile imagination and, unbeknownst to Nicole Kidman, impregnated her.

Last night, Hilton wrote that “Kidman looked like she was sharing a baby secret… as she held her protruding belly and a finger up to her lips!”

He added, “She is glowing!”

Guess what? Like Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz, Katherine Heigl and countless other stars who Dr. Hilton claimed were pregnant, Kidman is also NOT expecting.

A rep for the actress assured Gossip Cop that Hilton’s guesswork was “not true.”

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“She’s Smart,” is a headline about Madonna from Perez Hilton. But is he?

Perez, who blocks Gossip Cop on Twitter because he’s afraid of us, just posted a piece about Madonna’s recent visit to boyfriend Jesus Luz’s homeland of Brazil. “Touring the lawless city of Dona Marta,” says Perez, “her Madgesty insisted on wearing a bullet-proof vest under her leather jacket.”

He adds, “Good call!”

No, bad call.

Madonna did NOT wear a bulletproof vest. Her rep reiterated that the story is “absolutely not true,” and that media types like “Cop Blocker” Hilton still went with it, despite being told it was inaccurate.

The only thing the media fortunately did get right was that Madonna raised a whopping $10 million from local businessmen to build a school in the poverty-stricken area.

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Under a photo of the Black Eyed Peas singer and headline “One Is The Loneliest Number,” Perez Hilton writes, “Another night without your husband, Fergie?” followed up by “Are you trying to clue us in?”

Maybe Gossip Cop can clue in Perez, who truly doesn’t have a clue about such things as fairness or fact-checking. 

In his gratuitously mean-spirited post, Perez reports, “Ferg was seen heading to dinner alone while in New York last night. No word as to where Josh Duhamel might be.”

News flash: Duhamel was on Long Island, shooting the movie “The Romantics.”

Poor Perez. The blogger, who’s fear of our wacky insistence on accuracy prompted him to block us on Twitter, must’ve been too busy dying his hair, getting stories wrong to spend the entire minute finding the answer to that one.

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Two nights ago Miley Cyrus attended the Broadway musical “Rock of Ages” and visited backstage with the cast, including “American Idol” alum Constantine Maroulis. But since a straightforward story is never adequate, some bloggers decided to interpret her night at the theater as something more. “Rumor has it that director Adam Shankman wants to cast her in the upcoming movie version of the musical,” whispers Perez Hilton.

And where did the rumor come from? Well, apparently since Shankman and Cyrus worked together on the upcoming “The Last Song,” it means he’d supposedly “love to cast her as the role of ‘Sherrie’ in ‘Rock of Ages.’”

“We’ll have to wait and see if she’s actually talented,” Cop Blocker Hilton snipes, “or if her acting is only as good as her singing!”

Well, they’re both better than Perez’s blogging. If he spent less time bashing teenagers and more time, you know, reporting, maybe he’d find himself on the right side of the facts more often.

“No she isn’t doing it,” a rep for Cyrus told Gossip Cop when we asked about the possible film adaptation.

Leave it to “Scoop” Hilton to make a Montana of a molehill without checking first.

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“Rachel McAdams Swings Into Spider-Man 4,” declares Perez Hilton in the headline of one of his latest posts.

He then backtracks in the opening line that she’s “being considered for the role of the new villainess.” And in the following sentence, he writes affirmatively, “Rachel will be playing the Black Cat, a dangerous foe to Spider-man, while also being a love interest for Peter Parker.”

Forget about how he goes back and forth between how she’s “being considered” and how she “will be” in “Spider-Man 4.” Actually, it doesn’t even matter because Hilton, who’s so afraid of Gossip Cop that he blocked us on Twitter, is wrong on either account. She’s neither “being considered” nor “will be” the villainess in the film. She’s not doing “Spider-Man 4” at all. Her rep even told Gossip Cop his account is “completely false.”

As an aside, Perez wrote, McAdam’s character “falls in love with Peter Parker, and uncovers his true identity. Her father then dies, and Hardy becomes a threat to Peter Parker.” Huh? Who’s Hardy?

Oh, “Cop Blocker” Hilton was in such a hurry to cut and paste this inaccurate story that when he lifted it from the movie site IMDB, he neglected to include that the villainess’ name is reportedly Felicia Hardy.

What a tangled web Hilton has again weaved for himself.

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The tabs are so obsessed with Madonna‘s Jesus Luz relationship you’d think they’d spend a few minutes on minor distractions like details.

The pop icon is “slightly on edge,” the Sun reports, as she supposedly jets off to meet her boyfriend’s parents in Brazil, “fuelling talk she’ll marry him.” The visit is “her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent,” a “close family pal” told the paper.

Not surprisingly, Perez “Cop Blocker” Hilton also got the purpose of the visit wrong.

While it is true Madonna is flying into Rio de Janeiro, she isn’t taking her cues from “Meet the Parents.” The Sun and dozens of other outlets fail to mention the actual reason for the trip: to raise money for humanitarian programs in the spirit of her Raising Malawi organization. Plans to meet with local business leaders have been on Madonna’s Brazil agenda for a long time.

She may well meet with her beau’s family – but Gossip Cop thinks the confirmed charity work should at least be mentioned alongside the prospective in-laws visit.

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Radar claims that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes bought a “palatial $15 million” home in New York City, and even included a link to blueprints of the place’s interior.

According to Radar, the townhouse is in the city’s Greenwich Village neighborhood, and the “grounds measure more than 8,100 sq. feet.”

The story then includes the names of other stars living in the area, but Gossip Cop will not repeat who they are in order to protect their privacy.

Looking at the blueprints for the massive house admittedly is pretty interesting, except for the teensy weensy fact that it’s not the Cruise-Holmes home. Whoops.

A rep for Holmes told Gossip Cop that the story is “not true.” They did NOT buy a new $15 million townhouse in New York. Cruise has owned a place in New York for the past 15 years, and it’s not on West 12th Street, as mistakenly reported as well by Perez “Cop Blocker” Hilton.

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Not only is Perez Hilton so afraid of Gossip Cop that he’s blocked us on Twitter, but he’s also still afraid to fact-check. Today, the “Cop Blocker” posted a ridiculous item trying to link Lindsay Lohan to Leonardo DiCaprio.

Basically, Hilton insinuated that they have something going on. He scribbled, Lohan “wasn’t able to go unnoticed when she dropped by Leonard DiCaprio’s El Lay home on Saturday night… Wait, what????” And then, after incorrectly stating that the two had a “flirtation back in April,” he rudely wrote, “Don’t do it, Leo!”

Since Gossip Cop always checks facts, we found out that DiCaprio – who turns 35 on Wednesday – had a small party at his home last night for approximately 20 friends, including Lohan. That’s it. No Lindsay-Leo alone time. Nothing scandalous. 

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“’Twilight’ duo, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, stay apart to squash romance rumors,” was the headline of a piece in the New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher column.

The article then went on to say, that in order to quiet talk of them being a couple, Pattinson and Stewart “are keeping a safe distance while promoting their ‘Twilight’ sequel, ‘New Moon.’”

The paper even has an alleged “insider” say, “They’ve requested to do press separately for the movie… to avoid being seen together. Any time they’re photographed in the same place, the rumor mill just starts all over again.”

Picking up on that story, Perez “too-busy-blocking-Gossip-Cop-on-Twitter-to-fact-check” Hilton writes Pattinson and Stewart “won’t be in the same city again until they come to the Big Apple for back-to-back appearances on the ‘Today Show’ on Nov. 18.”

A couple of things: One, neither Hilton nor anyone else would know about the “Today Show” bookings had it not been for Gossip Cop.

Two, is he freakin’ serious?! “They won’t be in the same city again until… November 18”? Uh, the premiere in Los Angeles is on November 16 — two days before — and they’re BOTH going.

But why stop there?

The Gatecrasher column and “Cop Blocker” Hilton must have simply forgotten that Pattinson and Stewart will be together on November 6 when they tape “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

And that’s right, they’ll also be together in Paris for a promotional appearance on November 10.

And oh yeah, the following day they’ll be together for an event in London.

So other than those three dates…

No wait, Pattinson and Stewart will be together on November 12 in Madrid.

Nor should you forget about their event together in Munich on November 14.

Just to recap then… so unless you count their appearances together in Los Angeles, Paris, London, Madrid, Munich and then again in Los Angles – that’s correct, they “They won’t be in the same city again until… November 18.”

Maybe Gatecrasher and “Cop Blocker” should consider a profession where accuracy isn’t so important.

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