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Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz are engaged, Star magazine claims.

The tabloid says Cruz popped the question while he and the “Desperate Housewives” actress were on a yacht in the Mediterranean with his sister, Penelope Cruz, and Javier Bardem… back in July.

(Hmm, so it took two months for this kinda big news to get to Star? And only Star?)

“After he proposed, Eva and Eduardo jumped into the water together,” claims a so-called “source” for the mag, explaining, “They’ve found their soul mate in each other.”

Wow, so is Longoria really now taking the plunge again after her divorce from Tony Parker?

No.

A source close to Longoria tells Gossip Cop the story is “not true.”

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“Eva’s Ready to Wed,” reads the headline of a piece in OK! about Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz.

After the tab recounts what the difficult year it has been for Longoria, who went through a divorce with Tony Parker, and whose show “Desperate Housewives” is ending next season, OK! writes, “Friends feel the pair is ready to wed, and this time Eva will have her fairy-tale ending.”

While sources close to Longoria acknowledge that Penelope Cruz‘s brother truly adores the actress, her rep tells Gossip Cop the claim that she’s “ready to wed” is simply “not true.”

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Woody Allen will star in his next film, Bop Decameron, and today announced the rest of the cast for what will be his first movie shot in Rome.

Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg and Penelope Cruz will headline, along with Roberto Benigni, Judy Davis, Greta Gerwig and Ellen Page.

Production begins next month.

Allen’s latest film, Midnight in Paris, has been one of his biggest box office successes in recent years.

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Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz‘s blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides sailed smoothly to the top spot with $90.1 million in its debut.

Plus, the film earned $256.3 million overseas, making it the biggest international opening ever.

Meanwhile, the raunchy comedy Bridesmaids took a strong second place with $21.1 million.

Holdover action movies Thor ($15.5 million) and Fast Five ($10.2 million) came in third and fourth, respectively.

And family flick Rio finished in fifth with $4.7 million in its sixth week at the box office.

Rounding out the Top Ten were the graphic novel adaptation Priest ($4.6 million), Jumping The Broom (3.7 million), Something Borrowed ($3.5 million), Water For Elephants ($2.3 million), and Madea’s Big Happy Family ($1 million).

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Penelope Cruz has nothing but great things to say about her Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides co-star Johnny Depp, but she does reveal to Jimmy Kimmel one surprising thing about the actor.

He has a fart machine.

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Disney has just released a new full trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, starring Johnny Depp once again as Captain Jack Sparrow.

The movie also features Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane and Geoffrey Rush.

It’s due in theaters on May 20.

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Emma Watson is the new face of Lancôme.

The Harry Potter star revealed the news herself today on Twitter, after dropping a series of riddle-like clues about her “new venture.”

An announcement from the French cosmetics giant made it official.

“Thanks to her charm, romanticism and her incredible modernity, Emma Watson has become the icon of her generation,” explained the company in a press statement, adding that Watson “brings a fresh spirit” to Lancôme.

As an “ambassadress” for the brand, Watson follows stars including Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet, Penelope Cruz and Anne Hathaway.

Last week, the actress announced she was taking a break from her studies at Brown University.

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Javier Bardem has reportedly been offered a role in the next James Bond film opposite Daniel Craig.

It is believed Bardem would play a villain, reports Deadline.

Bardem clearly has a talent for evil characters. He won an Oscar for his murderous character in No Country For Old Men.

The as-yet titled 23rd Bond film, being directed by Sam Mendes, is slated for release on November 9, 2012.

While Bardem, recently nominated for an Academy Award for Biutiful, was offered the Bond role, there’s still no word as to whether he’ll accept the part.

A little more than a week ago, Bardem and wife Penelope Cruz welcomed a son.

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are officially parents!

A rep for Cruz tells Gossip Cop, “Penelope and Javier welcomed their first son into their family last week. Both parents and baby are doing great.”

The couple married last July in the Bahamas.

Cruz confirmed her pregnancy in September.

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In today’s lineup, William and Kate‘s wedding takes shape, Julia Roberts takes a stand, and George Clooney takes a role.

1. More details have been released about Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s nuptials. (People)

2. Julia Roberts is begging Hollywood to notice Javier Bardem. (EW)

3. Eva Longoria is hanging out with Penelope Cruz‘s little brother Eduardo. (NY Post)

4. George Clooney is attached to star in The Monster of Florence. (Deadline)

5. Oprah is looking at some encouraging numbers with her new network. (NY Times)

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Vince Vaughn & Kyla Weber, January 2.

The actor and Canadian real estate agent kicked things off with a New Year’s Eve bash at Vaughn’s Chicago penthouse and wed two days later at the historic Arnour House in Lake Forest, Illinois.

Isla Fisher & Sasha Baron Cohen, May 15.

The actress and comedian had a small, traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris.

Jane Lynch & Lara Embry, May 31.

The “Glee” star and longtime partner wed in an intimate gathering at Blue Heron restaurant in Western Massachusetts.

Calista Flockhart & Harrison Ford, June 15.

The longtime couple was married by New Mexico governor Bill Richardson at his estate in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green, June 24.

The couple tied the knot on a beach in Hawaii, with Green’s (and actress Vanessa Marcil‘s) eight-year-old son, Kassius, serving as the best man.

Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem, early July.

The ceremony was held a friend’s house in the Bahamas and consisted of only close family members.

Carrie Underwood & Mike Fisher, July 10.

The couple exchanged vows in an evening ceremony at the Ritz Carlton Reynolds Plantation in Greensboro, Georgia.

Emily Blunt & John Krasinski, July 10.

The pair had an outdoor wedding at a private estate in Como, Italy.

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr, mid-July.

Less than a month after getting engaged, the two tied the knot at a secret ceremony rumored to have been held in Los Angeles.

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz, July 31.

The singer and music producer wed at a private home in Corsica, France when Keys was six months pregnant with son Egypt, whom she gave birth to in October.

Hilary Duff & Mike Comrie, August 14.

Duff and Comrie, a professional hockey player, said “I do” as the sun set over a private villa in Montecito, California.

Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer, August 22.

The “True Blood” costars got hitched at an intimate gathering in Malibu, California.

Katy Perry & Russell Brand, October 24.

The zany couple went all-out for their nuptials, which consisted of six day of festivities in Rajasthan, India, and culminated in a ceremony complete with elephants.

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden, December 11.

Richie sported three different dresses when the couple got hitched at dad Lionel Richie‘s mansion in Beverly Hills.

Whose wedding would you most like to have attended?

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Disney has released a trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, the fourth installment in the ENORMOUS film franchise starring Johnny Depp.

Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, and Geoffrey Rush are also along for the ride.

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Penelope Cruz is pregnant.

Yesterday, pictures emerged of Cruz wearing a flowing top while on the Puerto Rico set of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, covering what appeared to be a baby bump.

Now reps for Cruz and husband Javier Bardem confirm, “Penelope is 4½-months pregnant.”

Cruz and Bardem, who costarred in Woody Allen‘s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, quietly tied the knot in the Bahamas in July.

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem married earlier this month at a friend’s house in the Bahamas, it’s now been confirmed.

The Oscar winners, both from Spain, had a small ceremony attended only by family members.

Cruz and Bardem starred together in the 2008 Woody Allen film Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

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A slew of top stars will be stepped on next year – and that’s an honor.

Several celebrities, including Oprah, Neil Patrick Harris and Tina Fey, will receive stars on the “Hollywood Walk of Fame” in 2011.

The select group was chosen from hundreds of nominations, and will be honored at ceremonies throughout the year.

Also slated to receive stars next year are Reese Witherspoon, Penelope Cruz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Danny DeVito and The Muppets.

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Here’s a fresh batch of star-studded photo galleries for your viewing pleasure!

Penelope Cruz, Milla Jovovich, Peter Facinelli, and Kellan Lutz lit up a celebration for L.A. Arts Monthly and Art Los Angeles Contemporary.

Olivia Wilde, Diane Lane, Rashida Jones, and the Madden brothers were among those supporting Artists for Haiti.

Famous faces including Gabrielle Union, Mary J. Blige, and Joy Bryant turned out for the ESSENCE Black Women in Music event.

Attending the opening night gala for Art Los Angeles Contemporary were Stacy Keibler, Rachel Griffiths, Leslea Fisher, and others.

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Christmas happens to be a HUGE movie weekend for Hollywood, with several big-time stars competing at the box office.

Meryl Streep, Steve Martin, and Alec Baldwin get romantic in “It’s Complicated.” Sam Worthington goes native in “Avatar.” George Clooney and “Twilight” fave Anna Kendrick take to the skies in “Up in the Air.” Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law get brainy and brawny in “Sherlock Holmes.” Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz make music in “Nine.”

(Oh, and a certain vampire movie is still making the rounds.)

So… what’ll it be this holiday weekend, Gossip Cop fans?

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The 67th Golden Globes were announced this morning in Beverly Hills by Justin Timberlake, Diane Kruger, and John Krasinski. And the nominees are…

MOVIES

Best Picture – Drama

“Avatar”

“The Hurt Locker”

“Inglourious Basterds”

“Precious”

“Up in the Air”

Best Picture – Musical or Comedy

“500 Days of Summer”

“The Hangover”

“It’s Complicated”

“Julie and Julia”

“Nine”

Best Actor – Drama

Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”

George Clooney, “Up in the Air”

Colin Firth, “A Single Man”

Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”

Tobey Maguire, “Brothers”

Best Actress – Drama

Emily Blunt, “The Young Victoria”

Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”

Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”

Carey Mulligan, “An Education”

Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious”

Best Actor – Musical or Comedy

Matt Damon, “The Informant”

Daniel Day-Lewis, “Nine”

Robert Downey Jr., “Sherlock Holmes”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “500 Days of Summer”

Michael Stuhlbarg, “A Serious Man”

Best Actress – Musical or Comedy

Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”

Marion Cotillard, “Nine”

Julia Roberts, “Duplicity”

Meryl Streep, “Julie and Julia”

Meryl Streep, “It’s Complicated”

Best Supporting Actor

Matt Damon, “Invictus”

Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”

Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”

Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”

Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”

Best Supporting Actress

Penelope Cruz, “Nine”

Vera Farminga, “Up in the Air”

Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”

Julianne Moore, “A Single Man”

Mo’Nique, “Precious”

TELEVISION

Best Series – Drama

“Big Love”

“Dexter”

“House”

“Mad Men”

“True Blood”

Best Actor – Drama

Simon Baker, “The Mentalist”

Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”

Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”

Hugh Laurie, “House”

Bill Paxton, “Big Love”

Best Actress – Drama

Glenn Close, “Damages”

January Jones, “Mad Men”

Julianna Marguilies, “The Good Wife”

Anna Paquin, “True Blood”

Kyra Sedgwick, “The Closer”

Best Series – Comedy

“30 Rock”

“Glee”

“Entourage”

“Modern Family”

“The Office”

Best Actress – Comedy

Toni Collette, “The United States of Tara”

Courteney Cox, “Cougar Town”

Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”

Tina Fey, “30 Rock”

Lea Michele, “Glee”

Best Actor – Comedy

Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”

Steve Carell, “The Office”

David Duchovny, “Californication”

Thomas Jane, “Hung”

Matthew Morrison, “Glee”

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Miniseries or Movie

Michael Emerson, “Lost”

Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”

William Hurt, “Damages”

John Lithgow, “Dexter”

Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries or Movie

Jane Adams, “Hung”

Rose Byrne, “Damages”

Jane Lynch, “Glee”

Janet McTeer, “Into the Storm”

Chloe Sevigny, “Big Love”

Best Miniseries or Movie

“Georgia O’Keeffe”

“Grey Gardens”

“Into the Storm”

“Little Dorrit”

“Taking Chance”

Best Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie

Joan Allen, “Georgia O’Keeffe”

Drew Barrymore,”Grey Gardens”

Jessica Lange, “Grey Gardens”

Anna Paquin, “The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler”

Sigourney Weaver, “Prayers for Bobby”

Best Actor in a Minseries or a Movie

Kevin Bacon, “Taking Chance”

Kenneth Branagh, “Wallander”

Brendan Gleeson, “Into the Storm”

Chiwetel Ejiofor, “Endgame”

Jeremy Irons, “Georgia O’Keeffe”

A few notable things: Mery Streep will compete against herself  for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy for both “Julie and Julia” and “It”s Complicated.” Sandra Bullock received two nominations, one for Best Actress in a Drama for “The Blind Side,” and the other for Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy for “The Proposal.”

Similarly, Anna Paquin is up for a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Drama (“True Blood”) and Best Actress in a Miniseries or a Musical (“The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler.”) And Matt Damon also picked up two nominations — Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy for “The Informant!” and Supporting Actor for “Invictus.”

The 67th annual Golden Globes will take place on January 17, 2010.

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Perez Hilton blocks Gossip Cop on Twitter because he’s so afraid of us and our fact-checking ways.

Well, “Cop Blocker” Hilton has once again employed his fertile imagination and, unbeknownst to Nicole Kidman, impregnated her.

Last night, Hilton wrote that “Kidman looked like she was sharing a baby secret… as she held her protruding belly and a finger up to her lips!”

He added, “She is glowing!”

Guess what? Like Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz, Katherine Heigl and countless other stars who Dr. Hilton claimed were pregnant, Kidman is also NOT expecting.

A rep for the actress assured Gossip Cop that Hilton’s guesswork was “not true.”

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Perez Hilton, who’s clung stubbornly to false claims before, sure seems like he’s doing it again.

This time it’s Halle Berry and the rumor that she’s pregnant. Last night Berry was on “The Jay Leno Show,” and after the talk show host asked her, “How do you always look so good? … you always look terrific,” she thanked him, and replied that now it “must mean all these pregnancies rumors can be, like, put to bed.”

The Oscar winner went on to say she was getting a “complex” from all the pregnancy talk, adding that she had begun to think, “I gotta stop with all the burgers or something.”

End of story, right?

Well, “Scoop” Hilton still thinks there may be a chapter or two left. Perez blogged,“Not so fast, Miz Berry. We’re not convinced. You still have the hint of a baby bump to explain and your constant need to place your shopping bags in front of yourself when the paparazzi are around. What do you have to say to that?”

Baby bump? Anyone who saw the svelte Berry on “Leno” last night might raise their eyebrows at that claim. And if the woman says she’s not pregnant, why not believe her? At least Perez wasn’t as rude as he was last week when he called Penelope Cruz a “liar” after she denied she was pregnant.

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What a week it was for Gossip Cop!

Gossip Cop really busted Star magazine with its story that “Grey’s Anatomy” lead Ellen Pompeo’s husband, Chris Ivery, cheated on her – during her pregnancy – with a teen.  A lot of outlets picked up that story, but Gossip Cop exclusively obtained an email from the teen that read, “I talked to Star Magazine and they were trying to offer me $20,000 for information about Chris. That is ridiculous because nothing is true about us having a relationship.” We confronted Star about the pay-to-say, but not surprisingly no one got back to us.

That same rag got it all wrong when claiming that Natalie Portman just moved to L.A. to be closer to Sean Penn, who’s going through a divorce. Besides the fact that he’s been linked to another woman, Portman moved to the West Coast a year ago.

Despite numerous outlets reporting that Penelope Cruz was pregnant, Gossip Cop led the charge and finally busted that bad dish.  We have it upon good authority that she is “100 percent NOT” pregnant. Plus, we saw some photos of her recently smoking. Still that didn’t stop Perez Hilton. He wrote that despite Cruz’s own “claims” that she’s not pregnant, he believes that she is – and he called her a “liar.” Whoa!

In more pregnant news, the National Enquirer ran a piece that said Mel Gibson was concerned that his pregnant girlfriend wasn’t eating enough. Not true, said his publicist, who recently had dinner with the couple and noted how “healthy” she looked. The Enquirer also waited a good 30 seconds after “The Office” star John Krasinski and Emily Blunt got engaged to say they were fighting over wedding plans. But a rep for Krasinski told Gossip Cop: “There is nothing factually accurate to the story in the National Enquirer except that John and Emily are engaged.”

Then we smelled a rat with a Brad Pitt gerbil story. The British tab The Sun claimed he bought his kids an approximately $83,000 gerbil run, complete with mazes, tunnels and seesaws. That story was full of gerbil pellets.

This week John Mayer was the subject of two wrong romance stories. When Janet Charlton’s Hollywood reported that “The Hills” (and Kristin Cavallari) were alive with the sound of Mayer’s music, we were the first on the scene to say there was “No Such Thing” going on between the two. (Of course, that didn’t stop journalism’s joker Perez Hilton from repeating the fabricated tale). And the other inaccurate love story involving Mayer was an In Touch cover piece on Jessica Simpson that claimed she was secretly hooking up with him again. Yeah, also not true.

In other love news, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were once again the subject of nasty nuptial rumors, but Gossip Cop spoke to sources close to them and found out it was just the same naysayers singing the same old (off-key) tune. The couple is still making beautiful music.

And it seemed like yesterday the blogs were saying Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron were engaged. Well, the rumor this week was that they are headed for splitsville. Gossip Cop investigated and didn’t find proof to support this sophomoric “High School Musical” tale.

The British Star magazine was trippin’ when it printed a story that Rihanna and Chris Brown, who are legally barred from being near each other, are now planning a trip together to Mexico – meaning they would be outside of U.S. jurisdiction.  The only distance to be noted here is that this story is far from true.

With “Sex and the City” filming in New York this week, there were many a rumor Cop had to handle.  For starters, in the course of just a couple of days, a New York paper said Kim Cattrall was still with her much younger chef boyfriend (uh, they broke up months ago), and that she’s now an American – nope, Cattrall is still a Canadian citizen. Then, rather oddly, the tabs came to Gossip Cop to verify a rumor that Chris Noth (aka “Mr. Big”) was engaged in real-life. We contacted Noth, who texted us back, “Not true.” And, Gossip Cop had amazing footage of thousands of fans peacefully surrounding Sarah Jessica Parker as she moved from one area of shooting to another. Totally worth a look.

The dynamic duo of Perez Hilton and In Touch lost all touch with reality when they claimed that Rosie O’Donnell and Star Jones were going to team up for a reality show. Gossip Cop debunked that quickly. And on the subject of reality TV, after ignoring John and Kate Gosselin all summer we posted a piece and asked you all what you felt about them. Incredibly, the vast majority of you expressed the same sentiment as Gossip Cop – who cares about the two of them? (Barring something unbelievable, don’t expect to see their names in Gossip Cop after this.)

This week the New York Post wrote that Lindsay Lohan was staying under the radar in Austin, Texas, where’s she’s slated to film the movie, “Machete.” Sadly, the New York newspaper somehow missed that Lohan was in New York. We even showed footage of the paparazzi staking her out while shopping in Manhattan – just about the same time that the erroneous “Austin” item was being written. Not to be outdone, New York’s other tab, The New York Daily News did a piece insinuating that Kate Hudson is engaged to Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. That paper also struck out. They are not engaged.

Across the pond, the Daily Mail said that Uma Thurman was going to walk down the aisle in Kensington Palace, where Princess Diana had lived, but Gossip Cop proved that that, too, was a royal lie.

“Twilight” Highlights: Gossip Cop started the week off nicely, having taken a bite out of Now magazine, which published fabricated Robert Pattinson quotes, but then removed them from its website after Gossip Cop called them out on it. Later we posted a video of the paparazzi hounding Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The footage showed the two being pursued as they got into a taxi in Vancouver, and then Stewart literally fleeing from the cab and sprinting into their hotel. We debated long and hard whether to show the footage (shot by a third party), and ultimately we felt that writing about it might lead people to think that, like our competitors, we were making it up or were exaggerating the details. But by presenting it, we believed, everyone could accurately assess (even eyewitness) for themselves the harassment that the two “Twilight” stars unfortunately have to endure.

Then there was that OK! cover that was not OK. It blared, “Rob Risks It All For Kristen,” and cautioned, “How his engagement to Kristen is putting Rob’s career and the future of Twilight in jeopardy.” Engagement? Not true. There was so much more, including how the filmmakers were concerned that Pattinson and Stewart hanging out together would affect how people felt about the “New Moon” plot in which her character falls for Jacob Black, played by Taylor Lautner. One, the story is nonsense, and two, nice job insulting “Twilight” fans and implying they can’t separate fact from fiction. Speaking of fiction, there were some other doozies this week, including Pattinson and Stewart sneaking off to an island off of Canada’s coast for a weekend getaway. Stewart, by all accounts, was in Vancouver that weekend. That story was more like Fantasy Island. And we ended the week with the new, expanded, non-bootlegged HD version of the “New Moon” trailer. If you haven’t seen it, check it out. And if you have, watch it again!

(Oh, and then there was that thing about Robert Pattinson using steroids. No, really.)

There was so much more this week, like our correcting that Casey Wilson was dumped from “Saturday Night Live” because of her weight; Megan Fox being taunted by a cursing paparazzo; the Michael Jackson tribute concert being postponed and moved to London; and the surprising news that Ellen DeGeneres was tapped to be the fourth judge on “American Idol.”

And yes, for 30 glorious minutes on Friday it seemed like karma had caught up with Perez Hillton, whom Gossip Cop wrote about for The Huffington Post. For half an hour, PerezHilton.com was temporarily down, and so inaccurate reporting and snide comments were briefly suspended. Many rejoicing readers and Twitterers wrote Gossip Cop wishing that it would be permanent. All we can say is spread the word about Gossip Cop to ALL of your friends, and maybe one day that dream will come true.

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A couple of days ago, we wrote, “Gossip Cop can assure you 100 percent that [Penelope Cruz] is NOT in the family way.”

At the time we contacted a source super close to the stunning actress who told Gossip Cop, “She is not pregnant.” And we even said, “Hope Gossip Cop has settled that rumor once and for all.”

Yeah, no such luck.

Journalism’s joker Perez “Scoop” Hilton stirred the pot again with a piece titled, “Pene’s Not Pregnant! (Really???).” First he wrote, “Even though Penelope Cruz has appeared to be sporting quite the baby bump these days, Pene claims the rumors aren’t true!” and then added, “we think we may have a liar on our hands!”

Liar?  That’s a pretty strong word, Scoop.

Well, Gossip Cop went back to our impeccable source, who repeated that Cruz is “100 percent NOT” pregnant.

So let’s see, do you believe our source’s claims (and Cruz’s own), or the dude who regularly gets stories wrong and steadfastly stood by his “exclusive” that Fidel Castro is dead?

Let us know in the comments!

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For a long time there were rumors that Penelope Cruz was pregnant with handsome Javier Bardem’s baby. But Gossip Cop can assure you 100 percent that she is NOT in the family way.

A source close to Cruz tells Gossip Cop, “She is not pregnant.” Again, “not pregnant.” And multiple sources told Gossip Cop she looked tiny last night at her “Broken Embraces” premiere in Toronto. Oh wait, there’s one more key thing: She also slipped in a few cigarettes.

Hope Gossip Cop has settled that rumor once and for all.