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November 4th, 2011

Chaz Bono has “four years to live,” claims the National Enquirer.

Yes, having already shamefully misdiagnosed Cher, the tabloid just sentenced her son to death.

The Enquirer cites a “noted longevity expert” who believes Bono “will be dead by the end of 2015 if he continues on his current life arc.”

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February 22nd, 2010

In a cover story titled “Whitney Dying!” the National Enquirer claims Whitney Houston will be dead in five years. What proof does the supermarket tabloid have? Not a lot.