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June 23rd, 2010

Like a child threatened by the arrival of a newborn sibling, Life & Style does everything it can in a desperate bid to win attention.

Last week, the mag put together a baffling cover story of contradictions and conspiracy to explain how Robert Pattinson had “dumped” Kristen Stewart.

Worn out by those contrivances, Life & Style keeps it simple this time, taking a Pattinson interview and pretending it means something it doesn’t.

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January 16th, 2010

The site HollywoodLife says it thinks Katie Holmes “might be gunning for a role on FOX’s musical hit, ‘Glee!’” Really? Gossip Cop has the answer.

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December 20th, 2009

“Jessie Catherine Fuller and Peyton Brodnax DeWitt Rodgers were married Saturday at the Players in Manhattan,” reads the beginning of a New York Times wedding announcement today, featuring the newlyweds – and Will Ferrell?

What?!

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October 19th, 2009

In an article about Sienna Miller in yesterday’s New York Times, the opening paragraph begins, “‘SERIAL MILLER’ is what the London tabloids like to call the 27-year-old actress Sienna Miller, in honor of her long and well-documented romantic history. Her flings have included Jude Law, Heath Ledger, Daniel Craig, Sean Combs, James Franco and most recently the married oil heir Balthazar Getty, with whom she was photographed topless and in a sailor hat.” Well, even the venerable Times gets it wrong sometimes.

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August 28th, 2009

Both sides of the Atlantic have been beeping loudly ever since Bob Dylan said on his radio show, “Theme Time Radio Hour,” that he’s in negotiations with car companies to lend his voice to their satellite navigation systems. The “Highway 61 Revisted” singer told listeners that he had spoken with auto manufacturers, and that he would warble directions like, “Left at the next street. No, right. You know what? Just go straight.” Dylan then said, “I probably shouldn’t do it because whichever way I go, I always end up at one place – on Lonely Avenue.”

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