Justin Bieber National Enquirer Selena Gomez

March 7th, 2012

“Justin Bieber’s girlfriend Selena Gomez is demanding that he ‘man up’ — by growing a beard,” begins a piece in the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, Gomez doesn’t like that the “Baby” singer “still looks like a kid,” and it’s prompted Bieber to consider “testosterone supplements to trigger hair growth.”

Seriously?

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National Enquirer Whitney Houston

March 1st, 2012

The owner of the Whigham Funeral Home that handled Whitney Houston’s burial says she knows who disgustingly leaked the photo of the singer resting in her casket.

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Justin Bieber National Enquirer Selena Gomez

March 1st, 2012

Justin Bieber got rubbed the wrong way by a gift from Selena Gomez, claims the National Enquirer.

According to the supermarket tab, as a Valentine’s Day treat, Gomez booked “side-by-side at-home professional massages,” and Bieber “loved the idea… until the masseurs turned out to be two 6-foot-plus male hunks!”

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Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson National Enquirer

February 23rd, 2012

The National Enquirer claims Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are “fighting” over how she should give birth.

According to “sources” for the mag, Simpson is opting for a C-section, but Johnson “thinks she should deliver naturally.”

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Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thornton Brad Pitt National Enquirer

February 22nd, 2012

“Brad to Billy Bob: Lay Off Angie!” reads the headline of another National Enquirer story involving Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Billy Bob Thornton.

In its latest effort, the tab says Pitt and Thornton had a confrontation after the Moneyball star heard Jolie was planning to meet up with her ex at the Berlin Film Festival and that he “was basing his next film, ‘And Then We Drove,’ on his brief and fiery romance with Angelina.”

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National Enquirer Whitney Houston

February 22nd, 2012

The National Enquirer frequently sets the bar very, very low.

But the tabloid really crossed the line this week when it decided to publish a cover story featuring a photo of Whitney Houston in an open casket at the Whigham Funeral Home in New Jersey before her burial last weekend.

That’s right: The magazine somehow thought it was appropriate to put an unauthorized picture of the late singer’s dead body on every newsstand in America.

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National Enquirer Salma Hayek Sofia Vergara

February 21st, 2012

“Salma Has No Amor For Sofia,” reads a headline from the National Enquirer, which goes on to write, “Salma Hayek has a message for rival bombshell Sofia Vergara: Stay out of my way!”

According to one of the tabloid’s made-up sources, Hayek is “fuming that she’s been dethroned as Hollywood’s hottest Latina actress — and she’s fed up that Sofia’s ‘stealing’ all her acting roles.”

Really?

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21 Jump Street Ali Hoffman Brad Pitt Dustin Hoffman Jonah Hill Moneyball National Enquirer

February 8th, 2012

“After a whirlwind romance, Jonah Hill is making plans to wed Dustin Hoffman’s daughter Ali,” reports the National Enquirer, which goes on to claim the comedian “wants his Moneyball co-star Brad Pitt to be best man.”

Really?

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