Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner Lamar Odom National Enquirer

May 5th, 2013

“Kardashian Marriage Explodes,” reads the headline of a new National Enquirer story about Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom.

According to the supermarket tabloid, Kardashian is “planning to slam dunk the pro basketball player, fearing he’s destroying her career and happiness.”

And she has the full support of her mother Kris Jenner, reports the magazine, which claims she told Kardashian to “get rid of that no-good loser,” and has furnished her daughter with “the names of a few high-powered Beverly Hills divorce lawyers.”

For real?

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson National Enquirer

May 2nd, 2013

“Pregnant Jessica Driving Fiance Eric Nuts,” reads the headline of a National Enquirer article that goes on to claim that Jessica Simpson “has become so obsessed with yoga and meditation that she has little time for anything else, including her husband-to-be, former NFL player Eric Johnson.”

According to the tabloid, Simpson “shuts herself away for hours at a time, sitting cross-legged and chanting,” and while Johnson is “happy she’s being healthy… this is way too extreme.”

Really?

Katie Homes National Enquirer

May 1st, 2013

“Katie Holmes Sparks Tennis Moms’ Fury,” reads the headline of a piece in the National Enquirer.

The tabloid goes on to claim, “Holmes is causing a racket at daughter Suri’s tennis lessons” in New York, because she allegedly “had the parents of other kids in the group program banned from watching” their own kids play nearby her daughter.

Seriously?

Britney Spears Demi Lovato National Enquirer

May 1st, 2013

Britney Spears has “cut all ties” to and “won’t return calls” from Demi Lovato after leaving “X Factor,” claims the National Enquirer.

What’s more, an “insider” for the tabloid says, “Demi’s hurt,” and friends fear the rejection could send her “around the bend.”

Really?

Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom National Enquirer O.J. Simpson

April 24th, 2013

Khloe Kardashian has “invited” O.J. Simpson to “live with her when he’s freed from prison — and O.J. has accepted,” reports a breathless story from the National Enquirer.

What?!

National Enquirer Ryan Seacrest Selena Gomez

April 17th, 2013

Ryan Seacrest is “hot” for Selena Gomez, reports the National Enquirer, which claims the 20-year-old actress “caught Ryan’s eye when she dropped by his L.A. radio show.”

According to a so-called “insider” for the rag, “Selena showed up looking super-sexy in a low-cut top, and she totally flirted with Ryan.”

Oh really?

Elin Nordegren Lindsey Vonn National Enquirer Tiger Woods

April 3rd, 2013

“Tiger Woods’ newest lover Lindsey Vonn is convinced that the self-confessed sex addict is cheating on her already,” reports the National Enquirer, which claims that the supposed “other woman” is the golfer’s ex-wife, Elin Nordegren.

For real?

Eddie Cibrian LeAnn Rimes National Enquirer

March 27th, 2013

“LeAnn Rimes is putting her career on hold because she’s terrified her marriage is in jeopardy,” begins a breathless piece from the National Enquirer.

The mag claims the country singer has “only three concerts scheduled for the busy summer touring season” because “she’s afraid to leave her husband, Eddie Cibrian, home alone.”

Seriously?