21 Jump Street Ali Hoffman Brad Pitt Dustin Hoffman Jonah Hill Moneyball National Enquirer

February 8th, 2012

“After a whirlwind romance, Jonah Hill is making plans to wed Dustin Hoffman’s daughter Ali,” reports the National Enquirer, which goes on to claim the comedian “wants his Moneyball co-star Brad Pitt to be best man.”

Really?

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Brandi Glanville Eddie Cibrian LeAnn Rimes National Enquirer The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

February 2nd, 2012

The National Enquirer reports that Bravo has asked Brandi Glanville’s “archenemy” LeAnn Rimes to join “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”

For real?

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt National Enquirer

February 2nd, 2012

“The Hollywood wedding of the century is off!” announces the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, Brad Pitt has canceled his nuptials to Angelina Jolie after finding out that she “cheated” on him!

Wait… what?

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Elisabetta Canalis George Clooney National Enquirer Stacy Keibler

February 1st, 2012

George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler is “dead set against living in the Oscar winner’s vacation villa on Lake Como [Italy] because he played house there with his ex-galpal Elisabetta Canalis,” reports the National Enquirer.

A so-called “source” for the tabloid claims, “Stacy has been to Como for a short trip, but she told George, ‘It’s Italy or me’ with respect to living there — and she means it!”

Say what?

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Jessica Simpson National Enquirer

January 26th, 2012

Jessica Simpson is “warning friends and family not to cuss anywhere near her womb because she’s convinced her unborn kid can already hear and comprehend mega-filthy words,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer.

What the @#&%?!

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Kim Kardashian National Enquirer Tim Tebow

January 25th, 2012

According to the National Enquirer, Kim Kardashian is hoping to hook up with Tim Tebow.

You read that correctly.

“Sources say that Kim has been telling pals she wants to land a date with the devout Christian football sensation,” states the tabloid.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Michael Douglas National Enquirer Star

January 25th, 2012

“After years of trials and tribulations, the tide is finally turning for Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas as the couple prepare to welcome another child!” announces Star magazine.

“Michael is giving Catherine her dream gift – another baby,” claims a so-called “insider.”

Indeed, the tabloid reports that Zeta-Jones’ “bumped-up belly” was on display during a January 17 event, and that observers “are buzzing that she is pregnant.”

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George Clooney National Enquirer Only God Forgives Ryan Gosling The Descendants The Ides of March

January 25th, 2012

“A furious George Clooney cursed out his Ides of March co-star Ryan Gosling for blowing off the Golden Globes,” begins a breathless piece from the National Enquirer.

According to so-called “sources” for the supermarket tabloid, Clooney “fumed to a group of showbiz execs in the lobby of the Beverly Hilton hotel following the Jan. 15 awards show,” allegedly ranting, “Ryan Gosling is a (bleep)! The (bleep) stood me up!”

For real?

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