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June 27th, 2010

“Jennifer Aniston has a new partner in crime – funny acid-tongued talk-show Chelsea Handler!” reports the National Enquirer. How so? “The single friends have paired up and are prowling for men together – hosting speed-dating parties, hunting for eligible men at dog parks and the gym and vetting potential mates for each other.” Really?

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June 25th, 2010

In a National Enquirer “exclusive,” the magazine claims, Britney Spears “has a crush on her female psychologist.”

According to one of the supermarket tab’s sources, “Britney was interested in her [female] doctor sexually… And she actually thought the doctor was interested in her also… Britney mistook the doctor’s patience and kindness for flirtation.”

Seriously?

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June 24th, 2010

While, by most accounts, Ellen DeGeneres’ next book will be a humorous look at her life, the National Enquirer somehow managed to write that this third book will be a “tell-all memoir to get the last laugh in her infamous split with Anne Heche.” Really?

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June 20th, 2010

The National Enquirer claims that when Charlie Sheen was slated to accept 30 days in jail, “he issued this order to his personal assistant: ‘When I get home from Aspen, I want to see everything new in this house. Get rid of it all.’” Everything? Seriously?

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June 19th, 2010

According to the National Enquirer, Behar is close to leaving “The View” because her HLN talk show is a “runaway hit,” and after doing the morning gabfest for 13 years, claims a friend, “Joy feels like she’s treading water… She believes there’s more to life than arguing” with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Is she really going to quit “The View”?

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June 18th, 2010

“Despite the public humiliation she suffered after her husband cheated with tattooed strippers and biker groupies, America’s sweetheart Sandra Bullock has put her $250 million divorce from Jesse James on hold – and she’s thinking about taking him back,” begins an article in the National Enquirer. Really?

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June 16th, 2010

The National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox “are working on a top secret script” for a “Friends” movie, and “it looks like Jen may also direct the project.” Really?

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June 10th, 2010

“Lindsay GETS A LIFE COACH: Paris Hilton!” announces a headline in the National Enquirer.

According to the supermarket tabloid, “Paris Hilton has mended her friendship with Lindsay Lohan and is trying to help the troubled actress get her life back together.” For real?