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Look what the National Enquirer has cooked up this week.

According to the supermarket tabloid, Jennifer Aniston “is considering teaming up with British superchef Jamie Oliver to write her own cookbook.”

“Jen prides herself on planning dinner parties for friends – and has dozens of recipes she’s come up with on her own,” says a so-called “insider,” who adds that Oliver — aka “Naked Chef” — thinks Aniston’s “got what it takes to write cookbooks.” (You mean, like a laptop?)

The article further claims, “He sends her new recipes to try and she shares some of her favorites with him,” and “Jen is seriously considering Jamie’s suggestion” about writing a cookbook.

Not only did this story smell fishy, but it also left a bad taste in our mouth. After calling around we found this story’s ingredients included no parts truth, and one cup full of…

And for added flavor, Aniston’s rep tossed in a dollop of “completely false.”

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