Common Drake Grammys MediaTakeOut MTO

February 14th, 2012

According to MediaTakeOut, “Drake and Common got into a FIST FIGHT backstage at the Grammys… Drake said something and Common said something back,” and the next thing, says the site’s eyewitness, Drake punched Common in the chest.

For real?

Diddy MediaTakeOut MTO T.I.

October 3rd, 2011

“Rapper T.I. Allegedly SMACKED Diddy,” blares a headline from MediaTakeOut.

According to the blog, on Saturday night “Diddy had a Ciroc [vodka] party at Atlanta’s top nightclub Compound. At some point during the night, Diddy got UPSET because a lot of celebs were drinking OTHER alcohol… and started ACTING UP.” When he wouldn’t stop, says MTO, T.I. “slapped” him.

For real?

Beyonce Khloe Kardashian Kim Kardashian Lamar Odom MediaFakeOut MediaTakeOut MTO

July 18th, 2011

“Khloe Kardashian is pregnant… with twins!” blares a “world exlcusive” from MediaTakeOut, which is consistently wrong when it comes to anything Kardashian.

According to a so-called “member of Lamar Odom’s close family,” “Lamar was bragging this weekend that his new wife Khloe was expecting twins.”

Kardashian and Odom were supposedly “doing fertility treatments, and two eggs implanted,” says the “insider.” Really?

Katy Perry MediaFakeOut MediaTakeOut MTO Russell Brand

July 10th, 2011

“BUSTED!!! KATY PERRY’S HUSBAND CAUGHT CREEPING WITH ANOTHER CHICK,” reads an annoyingly all-capped headline from MediaTakeOut.

According to the blog, Russell Brand “was photo’d on vacation… with another chick!!!” Really?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian MediaTakeOut MTO

June 24th, 2011

MediaTakeOut has said from the start that Kim Kardashian’s “azz” is fake, and now the blog (supposedly) has the evidence to prove it.

Kardashian recently had an X-ray taken of her behind to finally put an end to rumors she’s had plastic surgery, but MTO says the picture only confirms the reality star has “fake cakes.”

The site says Kardashian’s X-ray “shows a foreign substance embedded in her cakes!!” For real?

Darren Criss Glee MediaFakeOut MediaTakeOut MTO NYLON Odain Watson

May 6th, 2011

“IN GAY NEWS!! ONE OF THE WHITE GUYS FROM THE TV SHOW GLEE… HAS A BLACK BOYFRIEND!!!” reads a headline from MediaTakeOut, claiming that Darren Criss is dating pop artist Odain Watson.

The outlet writes that “Interracial dating is even MORE rare in the Gay community than it is among straights,” noting, “but the Darren guy doesn’t seem to mind.” Um.. isn’t Criss straight?

Beyonce Born This Way Lady Gaga Major Lazer MediaFakeOut MediaTakeOut MTO

April 28th, 2011

“LADY GAGA SETS OFF A FEUD WITH BEYONCE!!” says MediaTakeOut, claiming that Gaga and her label Interscope “are launching a full scale ATTACK on the queen of pop [Beyonce].”

How come?

Chris Brown MediaFakeOut MediaTakeOut MTO Rihanna

March 24th, 2011

“Well… well… well, MediaTakeOut.com just heard a very INTERESTING RUMOR,” announces the habitually inaccurate site.

Uh-oh. Buckle up.

“According to a ROCK SOLID INDUSTRY insider Chris Brown’s camp is speaking with Rihanna’s people and trying to see if the two artists can have a JOINT TOUR,” declares MediaTakeOut.

Um, to borrow the blog’s penchant for capital letters… WHAT?!