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“Amber Rose Got a HUGE TATTOO ON HER FACE… Like Mike Tyson’s,” blares another so-called “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which goes on to remark, “It Looks TERRIBLE!!”

The site writes, “Amber used to have a BEAUTIFUL face… now she F*CKED it up!!!!

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“MediaFakeOut” adds, “We’re speechless Amber. Why did you do that to your FACE MaMa????”

Well, instead of sitting here and wagging our tongues like MTO, Gossip Cop actually reached out to Rose’s rep to find out whether the ink was even real.

It’s NOT.

A rep for the model tells us, “It was make-up that she had put on, to go out… not a tattoo!”

And tat’s all, folks.

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Jay-Z and Beyonce “have chosen Oprah Winfrey to be the godmother” of their new daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, reports an extremely excited MediaTakeOut.

The site — which repeatedly claimed Beyonce was NOT pregnant less than two months before she gave birth — insists the couple chose Winfrey because they ”wanted to give the ‘godparents’ role to people NOT ALREADY related to them by family.”

MTO adds that because Winfrey “has become a CLOSE PERSONAL friend to both Jay and Bey,” the choice was an obvious one.

“Oh, and it doesn’t hurt that the new GODMOTHER is the most POWERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD not named MICHELLE OBAMA!!!” gushes “MediaFakeOut.”

Well, it’s a nice thought.

But unfortunately, the blog is just as clueless about Blue Ivy Carter now as they were before her birth.

Winfrey’s best friend Gayle King debunked the rumor on “The Early Show” Friday, saying, ”It’s absolutely not true that she’s the godmother.”

King noted, “She’s friends with them, of course, and likes them both very much,” but added, ”If it’s true, it is news to her… she was heading to South Africa when the baby was born.”

Check out the video of King busting the rumor below.

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“BREAKING NEWS!!! Beyonce Fans PHYSICALLY ATTACK Keri Hilson,” screams a headline on MediaTakeOut.

According to the webloid, strangers “beat” Hilson “in the head” after seeing her on the street.

Their supposed weapon of choice?

“A BEYONCE CD!!!”

Wait, really?

MediaTakeOut bases its sensational claim on a tweet allegedly sent by Hilson on Thursday.

The tweet supposedly read, “It’s ONE thing to attack me on Twitter… but it’s disrespectful to have the bravery and audacity to throw Beyonce albums at me when I’m on the street.”

That sounds… suspicious.

Unfortunately for MediaFakeOut, the fact-challenged site has been duped once again.

“Fake tweet, fake story,” Hilson said Friday morning. “Photo-shop is a helluva drug.”

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The OBGYNs at MediaTakeOut have another announcement!

Yes, the reality-challenged site that repeatedly claimed Beyonce was NOT pregnant – less than two months before she gave birth – now says Kim Kardashian is “sporting a BABY BULGE!!!”

“How much you wanna bet this chick is KNOCKED UP!!!” declares MediaTakeOut.

Um, we’re gonna “bet” she isn’t.

Kardashian herself acknowledged that she’s put on a few pounds in a tweet late Sunday, responding to a follower’s rude message (“OMG! You are fat!”) by saying, “I will start QuickTrim ASAP then geez!”

Of course, MTO assumes that any weight gain must be related to pregnancy.

But the site is as wrong now as it’s been in the past on all things Kardashian in the past.

A source close to Kardashian assures Gossip Cop she isn’t expecting a baby.

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“Chris Brown and Rihanna… Are Getting BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!!” blares another so-called “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which it apparently still hasn’t figured out how to unlock its caps key.

The blog, which has repeatedly run this same tired story, once again claims, “we FINALLY can CONFIRM that both Rihanna and Chris are WORKING TOWARDS GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!”

A supposed Brown confidante says, “Chris feels that Rihanna is the LOVE OF HIS LIFE and he wants nothing more than to get back with her.”

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And according to an “EXTREMELY reliable insider” for the site, the pair is now “SPEAKING to each other on the phone, and exchanging IM’s and text messages.”

But that’s not all.

MediaFakeOut reports, “The two have decided to MEET UP when Rihanna returns to Los Angeles next week and to see how and whether they should get back together.”

“Rihanna’s RocNation managers are FURIOUS that she’s contacting Breezy,” notes MTO, adding, “They have NO IDEA that the two are planning on meeting up.”

Well, MediaTakeOut has NO IDEA what they’re talking about.

A rep for Brown tells Gossip Cop the blog’s story about a planned reconciliation is simply “not true.”

We hope MTO finds a more “reliable insider” in 2012.

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In what has to be the most absurd story of the week, MediaTakeOut claims that newly pregnant Kourtney Kardashian may give her second child to her sister Khloe.

And it gets even more insane from there.

The site says the supposed baby swap is part of a new possible plotline for a new reality show.

We’re not making this up.

MediaFakeOut claims, “We spoke with an E! television insider who tell us that the network has PITCHED the idea of Kourtney GIVING THE CHILD SHE’S CARRYING to her sister Khloe.”

The blog notes, “Khloe has been OUTSPOKEN about her fertility issues,” and then quotes the alleged E! “insider” as saying, ”It would be perfect, Kourtney can help Khloe (sic) it would add an interesting new wrinkle to their family dynamic. Not to mention, it would be ratings gold.”

“Wow . . . we knew those Kardashian’s would do ANYTHING for fame. But could they be THAT fame hungry????” remarks MTO.

Well here’s what Gossip Cop knows.

MediaTakeOut will report almost anything to create drama, but even this is just too preposterous for them.

Kourtney is NOT considering giving her unborn baby to Khloe, and E! never approached the family with this ludicrous idea.

An actual E! insider tells us the story is “absolutely false,” and a Kardashian source calls it “ridiculous.”

Really, MTO?

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For some reason, MediaTakeOut refuses to accept the fact that Beyonce is pregnant with her first child.

Today, the blog perpetuates its bizarre claim that the six-months pregnant singer is either fabricating or exaggerating her pregnancy by wearing a fake baby bump, alleging she’s now also wearing “prosthetic breasts.”

In yet another misguided “WORLD EXCLUSIVE,” MediaFakeOut promises to have “100% INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE” that Beyonce was wearing fake boobs during a television appearance on Sunday.

MTO says while the “Love on Top” singer was promoting her Live at Roseland DVD in New York, “She accidentally let one of her PROSTHETICS slip out.”

“Gee we wonder why a PREGNANT WOMAN – who is supposed to have a BIGGER BUST would need prosthetics?” offers the site, adding, “We also wonder what OTHER prosthetics the chick has on.”

As its supposed “evidence,” MTO shows a close-up of Beyonce’s chest from the TV segment, focusing on what seems to be either a wrinkle in the skin or a pasty (used as a substitute for a bra when one is wearing a low-cut dress), as proof she
“has a prosthesis on her right breast!”

Uh-huh.

It’s really time MediaTakeOut just admit Beyonce is pregnant, and stop posting ludicrous stories claiming she’s wearing a prosthetic baby bump, that her stomach looks like a sack of potatoes, or that she’s wearing other fake body parts to scam the public as part of some sort of elaborate pregnancy hoax.

The only ones faking anything here are the “reporters” at MTO.

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“A SEX TAPE LEAKS… Shows GRAPHIC ACTS Between Chris Brown and A Basketball Wife!!!” blares a so-called “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which apparently still hasn’t figured out how to unlock its caps key.

The site says it got a “PRIVATE SCREENING… of a sex tape which we’re told is of CHRIS BROWN, and Basketball Wives LA star Draya [Michele].”

Wait, if they got a “private screening” and presumably saw it, then why did they say “we’re told” the tape is of Brown?

Regardless, MTO claims the video is “EXTREMELY GRAPHIC,” and supposedly shows “the couple [taking] turns holding the camera while they performed SEX ACTS on each other.”

We’re not sure what MediaTakeOut is watching during its workday, but it’s definitely NOT Brown in a sex tape.

A rep for the singer tells Gossip Cop that tales of Brown engaging in a graphic video are ”not true.”

Michele similarly denied the rumor on Twitter.

MTO gets duped once again.

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We don’t know how to break this to MediaTakeOut, but… Beyonce is pregnant.

The superstar and Jay-Z are (really) expecting their first baby.

She’s even designing her own maternity line.

It’s not a hoax. It’s not fake. It’s not a publicity stunt.

Beyonce is pregnant, and she’s set to give birth in February.

But for some reason, MediaTakeOut keeps posting stories that suggest Beyonce is either fabricating or somehow exaggerating the pregnancy.

The site charges that she wore a “prosthetic baby bump” to fool people at the MTV VMAs.

It’s declared that it’s “not humanly possible” for Beyonce to look the way she looks.

And now, as her due date draws ever closer and MTO’s nonsense looks more and more foolish, the site is still desperately insisting that Beyonce is running some kind of belly scam.

In a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” today, MediaTakeOut claims to have stunning new pictures of “Beyonce’s STOMACH… And It’s All LUMPY… Like A Sack of Potatoes!!”

Yes, that’s actually the new MTO premise: There’s something fishy about Beyonce’s lumpy bump, because it looks like she’s carrying a sack of potatoes.

“Then again, maybe this is just another OPTICAL ILLUSION,” speculates the site.

Gossip Cop thinks MediaFakeOut is confusing delusion for illusion.

It’s probably time for MTO to own up to past mistakes and just admit that Beyonce is pregnant.

That way, we could avoid wild theories that describe her “lumpy” belly as potato-like.

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“Rihanna‘s PREGNANT!!!” blares a supposed “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which claims the singer has canceled her concerts in Sweden not because she has the flu, but because she may be expecting a baby.

The site quotes an alleged “member of Rihanna’s camp” as saying, “[The word] was that [Rihanna] had the flu, but we all suspect it’s more than just that. She’s no longer drinking – which is big for her – and she has a doctor traveling with us.”

So, because she’s not drinking and is consulting a doctor, that means she’s having a baby?

Anyway, the so-called “insider” adds, ”Rihanna no longer carrie[s] ANYTHING [on tour]. And she is on doctors [sic] orders to take it easy for the remainder of the tour.”

Wow, this proof is simply undeniable.

MediaFakeOut says “it’s not clear” who the father is, but notes that Rihanna supposedly “had a secret rendezvous a few months back with ex-bf Matt Kemp, and also “admitted to a brief fling last month with Irish boxer Dudley O’Shaughnessy.”

Actually, Rihanna never “admitted” to dating O’Shaughnessy, and the reports about her rekindling with Kemp were similarly unconfirmed.

Regardless, a real source who’s close to the singer tells Gossip Cop the MTO report is “untrue,” and that she’s absolutely NOT pregnant.

The only thing fertile here is the imaginations of MediaTakeOut’s reporters.

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“THEY FIGHTIN!! Chris Brown KNOCKED OUT Drake… Breezy Gave Him The PEOPLE’S ELBOW… And Drake Went TO SLEEP!!!” reads the headline of a piece by MediaTakeOut, where unlocking cap keys is clearly a chore.

Anyway, the site claims that Chris Brown “knocked Drake out,” though never mentions where or when.

Instead, MediaFakeOut bases its story on a passing remark made by DJ Whoo Kidd in a radio interview with Tim Westwood.

While listing Drake’s accomplishments, such as “eight songs on the radio,” DJ Whoo Kidd adds, “I think he got elbowed too by Chris Brown.”

MTO took that as hard fact, but Kidd was kidding.

Brown did NOT elbow Drake in the face.

In fact, DJ Whoo Kidd later tweeted, “LOL me and @timwestwood were joking on radio - #youCantbeSERIOUS HAHA @chrisbrown did not knock out DRAKE!!!”

Once again, another inaccurate MediaTakeOut story gets “knocked out.”

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MediaTakeOut, which wrongly reported that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush shared an “intimate lunch” over the weekend, digs itself a deeper hole by claiming in a new article, “Bush told Kim NO SEX unless she files to divorce Kris Humphries.”

Wait, so MTO is now revealing what Kardashian and Bush discussed during a meeting that never happened?

Just go with it…

The blog states, “Kim’s conversation with Reggie Bush could VERY WELL have been a factor” in her decision to file for divorce on Monday.

So, what did Bush say?

According to MediaFakeOut, while discussing a reconciliation, “Reggie told her that he would not do anything with her unless she was single. She had to get an official divorce before he would ever even consider having a physical relationship with Kim.”

Despite MediaFakeOut’s repeated attempt to thrust Bush into the Kardashian-Humphries divorce, a source close to the reality star assures Gossip Cop the blog’s story is “100 percent not true.”

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Among the many rumors swirling around Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries split announcement is MediaTakeOut‘s claim that Kardashian had a lunch date with ex Reggie Bush this past weekend.

According to an “insider” for the site, a “very excited” Kardashian called up Bush to meet for sushi on Saturday in New York, where his Miami Dolphins played the Giants the following day.

MediaTakeOut says that the former couple had an “intimate lunch,” dining in a private booth at Bar Massa while “her hubby was out of town” in Minnesota with his family.

But while a secret Kardashian-Bush reunion behind Humphries’ back would certainly add a layer of scandal to today’s big news, it looks like it’s just another MTO fib – one of many the site has posted about Kardashian and her sisters.

A source close to Kardashian assures Gossip Cop the story that she dined with former beau Bush is “not true.”

We’re sure the Kim rumor mill be go into overdrive in the coming weeks.

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“You Are NOT GONNA BELIEVE… Who Rapper Drake Went On A DATE Last Night With!!!” blares another supposed “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which promises, “This is CONFIRMED… Not Rumor.”

The blog says the singer “went on a date two nights ago, with former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger!!!”

According an alleged “staff member” at Cecconi’s restaurant in L.A., “The couple had a romantic dinner in a private booth,” but they “left separately, so that paparazzi couldn’t snap any pics of them together.”

MediaFakeOut notes, “Nicole is 33 and Drake is 26. GET IT Nicole … with your COUGAR AZZ!!!”

But the newly-single “X Factor” judge has taken to Twitter to slam the site’s bad reporting.

Scherzinger tweeted, “Wow, now anyone that happens to be in the same restaurant is linked to me.”

And a rep for the singer tells Gossip Cop there’s “absolutely no truth to the story,” explaining, “Nicole was at the restaurant celebrating the first ‘X Factor’ live show with her manager and people from the show.”

Adds the rep, “Drake came up to the table to say ‘hi’ to L.A. Reid and was introduced to everyone at the table, including Nicole. End of story.”

MTO gets served once again.

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“Drake is LEAVING Young Money… And We’ve Got PROOF!!” blares another so-called “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” from MediaTakeOut, which still hasn’t figured out how to unlock its cap key.

According to the blog, the rapper has long been “UNHAPPY with his arrangement” at Lil Wayne‘s record label, and recently made his “FIRST STEP towards an escape.”

So, what did he do?

“In what many insiders call a COUP D’ETAT,” writes the misnomer-plaugued site, “Drake announced the co-acts on his upcoming CLUB PARADISE tour. And not ONE YMCMB [Young Money & Cash Money Billionaires] artist is included.”

MediaFakeOut adds that the singer “has ONE MORE ALBUM on his contract with Young Money,” which is set to be released on November 15, after which “Drizzy is giving the DUECES!!”

Uhh…exactly how is the fact that fellow Young Money artists are not opening Drake’s tour “proof” that he’s exiting the label?

And if the rapper was so “unhappy” in his arrangement with Young Money, then why would he continue to collaborate with Lil Wayne, who’s featured on his new album “Take Care”?

In any case, a rep for the rapper tells Gossip Cop, “There is no truth to this rumor.”

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Beyonce is pregnant, and MediaTakeOut is still having a really difficult time with the news.

The site continues to promote its bizarre theory that the superstar is going out in public with a prosthetic belly to make it seem like she’s “more” pregnant than she actually is.

Consulting precisely zero physicians, the MTO experts announce, “It’s Not HUMANLY POSSIBLE to Grow A Bump THAT BIG… THAT FAST!!!”

MediaTakeOut illustrates its “point” by showing photos of Beyonce wearing a loose-fitting outfit at an event in Houston yesterday (see pic below).

“We’re not sure WHAT is going on with Beyonce… but she was out yesterday with her Prosthetic PUMP again,” alleges the outlet, adding, “We told y’all that we BELIEVE she’s pregnant… why she gotta EXAGGERATE IT though…”

We’re not quite sure how MTO concluded from these photos that Beyonce is engaged in an elaborate fake-out in which she wears special equipment to fabricate the stage of her pregnancy… but, as a source close to Beyonce tells Gossip Cop, it’s “absolutely ridiculous.”

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“Rapper T.I. Allegedly SMACKED Diddy,” blares a headline from MediaTakeOut.

According to the blog, on Saturday night “Diddy had a Ciroc [vodka] party at Atlanta’s top nightclub Compound. At some point during the night, Diddy got UPSET because a lot of celebs were drinking OTHER alcohol… and started ACTING UP.”

The site goes on to claim that Diddy, who’s an ambassador for Ciroc, was “threatening people” who weren’t drinking his vodka, prompting T.I. to warn “if Diddy didn’t stop it, [he] was gonna do something that would get him locked up again.”

A so-called “insider” for MediaFakeOut says, ”Diddy kept acting up and T.I. slapped [Diddy].”

For real?

NO.

For MTO, “allegedly” ends up often being synonymous with “did not.”

Anyway, it’s true that Diddy got into it with a patron who was not drinking Ciroc, but as opposed to T.I. slapping him, the rapper was actually asking for everyone to calm down.

T.I., who’s on probation and was just released from a halfway house, urged Diddy to chill out, noting, “I done paid enough time.”

Check out the video below of what went down, and how T.I. categorically did NOT slap Diddy.

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The imaginative minds over at MediaTakeOut are once again doing their best to create scandal, this time with reality series “Basketball Wives: LA.”

According to the site, the spin-off show’s Kimsha Artest (ex-wife of Los Angeles Lakers star Ron) physically attacked “Wives” producer Shaunie O’Neal, Shaq‘s ex.

A so-called “insider” tells MTO, “Before the show aired, Kimsha told Shaunie that she didn’t want [the producers] to make her look crazy on the show. When Shaunie tried to act like she didn’t have any control [over what happened], I heard Kimsha put hands on her.”

“Put hands on her”?

Asked to clarify, the MTO “insider” says, “Kimsha beat her azz.”

The site shrieks, “WHHHHAAAT!! That story appears to be CONFIRMED by the RECENT Facebook postings by Kimsha,” referring to Artest trash talking O’Neal on the social media platform last week.

Um, actually there’s nothing “CONFIRMED” about this story.

Online sniping is not proof of a physical attack.

In fact, Gossip Cop is told O’Neal and Artest have never met in person, much less gotten into a fist fight.

A rep for O’Neal tells us she was “never struck,” and calls MTO’s report “false.”

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Look out, MediaTakeOut is on a roll!

Already today, the sloppy site fabricated Chris Brown baby daddy rumors, and now it’s using Diddy‘s Twitter feed to spark speculation that he’s wooing Jennifer Lopez.

MTO first tried to convince everyone of a J. Lo/Diddy reunion back in July, after she and hubby Marc Anthony announced their split.

Gossip Cop debunked it.

Now, the site is pointing to a couple of Diddy’s tweets on Sunday as some kind of evidence that he’s trying to win back Lopez.

“Nobody is gonna love you the way I loved you,” he wrote at one point.

Later, Diddy tweeted, “I’m just sayin you can do better.”

MediaTakeOut says these tweets are Diddy “BEGGING J Lo to give him a second chance.”

Actually, it’s more like MTO is begging visitors for a “second chance” with its 100% wrong premise about the exes getting back together.

Insiders close to Diddy and Lopez assure Gossip Cop – again – that there’s no truth to rumors of a reunion.

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“We’ve CONFIRMED… Chris Brown‘s Gonna Be a FATHER… We Got PICS of His PREGNANT GF!!” blares the latest “World Exclusive” from MediaTakeOut, which apparently still hasn’t learned how to unlock its cap key.

The blog says Brown and his girlfriend, model Karrueche Tran, are expecting a baby, and claims it has “EVIDENCE” to prove she’s pregnant.

Of course, the story was picked up by the lemmings over at HollywoodLife, despite the fact that MediaFakeOut’s so-called “evidence” is nothing more than a photograph of Tran posing at an awkward angle.

In any case, a rep for Brown tells Gossip Cop the MTO story is “not true,” and couple is NOT expecting a baby.

Once again, MediaTakeOut’s reporting is barren of any actual facts.

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“Beyonce FAKED IT… She used a PROSTHETIC Baby Bump at The MTV Awards!!” blares another “World Exclusive” from MediaTakeOut, which is consistently wrong when it comes to reporting about the singer.

According to a “top industry insider,” “The word BEHIND THE SCENES at the VMAs was that Beyonce was wearing a PROSTHETIC BELLY.”

The supposed source claims that while Beyonce is in fact expecting, “She is NOT in her second trimester – she’s only a little more than 8 WEEKS pregnant,” adding, “She wanted the announcement to be dramatic, so she made sure she had a baby bump.”

Actually, the really shocking thing here is that Beyonce is only just showing now, considering that MediaFakeOut wrongly reported she was pregnant in March 2010, and then AGAIN in April.

After so many unsuccessful attempts to impregnate Beyonce, the site now expects us to believe it’s intimately familiar with exactly how far along she is?

Not a chance.

A source close to Beyonce assures us she was absolutely NOT wearing a “prosthetic belly” at the VMAs.

The only thing FAKE here is MTO’s “insider.”

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“Rapper Nelly Reportedly Borrowed More Than $500K from Ashanti… And DIDN’T Pay Her Back!!!” blares another supposed “World Exclusive” from MediaTakeOut.

According to an “extremely reliable” insider for the site, “Nelly has [over the course of their relationship] borrowed more than $500K from Ashanti… and he promised to pay it all back.”

“But Ashanti hasn’t seen one penny,” the alleged “tipster” continues, explaining, ”He bought her a couple of dresses, and took her on some trips, but what about a check[?]… He really needs to give her back her money.”

MediaFakeOut advises the singer, “Ashanti, boo… you need to stop PLAYING with that man. If he owes you money make him pay… or take his AZZ to Judge Judy or SOMETHIN!!!”

No, MTO, you stop “playing.”

A rep for Ashanti assures Gossip Cop that Nelly does not owe her any money, calling the story “totally false.”

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Christina Aguilera is the subject of an ugly and 100% false rumor that she gave her son a black eye.

MediaTakeOut speculates that the singer might be guilty of “child abuse” because her son, Max, was photographed with a bruised face.

“Normally we would just chalk this up to a CLUMSY KID,” declares the site, “but the word on the street is that Christina has a DRINKING PROBLEM… so who knows WHAT could have happened.”

As is so often the case, MTO is the one with no clue about what happened, or, in this case, any consideration for a good and loving mom’s reputation.

It turns out that 3-year-old Max was chasing after some squirrels while at the park with his nanny when he fell.

A friend of Aguilera tells Gossip Cop that Max loves to run around, especially in the park. The infuriated friend says, “As everyone knows, kids fall, and to insinuate anything else is absolutely disgusting.”

After the slip, Max went immediately to the doctor, where he was checked out.

Aguilera and her son are currently on a long-planned two-week vacation together.

To recap, her kid had a run-of-the-mill, very minor accident, and MediaTakeOut decided to use it as an excuse to imply that Aguilera’s a drunken child abuser — just plain awful.

Well, Aguilera’s lawyer, Eric Greenspan, is not just sitting around.

In a letter obtained by Gossip Cop, Aguilera’s attorney lashes out: “Our office represents Christina Aguilera and we have reviewed your post where you implied that our client may have been guilty of child abuse because her son had bruises under his eyes… Christina is a wonderful mother and was not present in the park when Max fell and hurt himself. To imply that she had something to do with this incident, without any investigation on your part whatsoever, is reckless and unconscionable.”

Not ruling out legal action, Greenspan adds, “We reserve all our client’s legal and equitable remedies for this reputable disparagement of our client’s character,” and ends his missive by admonishing MediaTakeOut, “HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!!!!!!!”

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“TROUBLE ALREADY?” asks MediaTakeOut in another annoyingly all-capped headline, which goes on to say, “JUST TWO DAYS AFTER THE WEDDING… KRIS HUMPHRIES IS PHOTO’D ALONE… NOT WEARING HIS RING.”

The site, which in the past has wrongly reported that Kim Kardashian was “pregnant,” dating Kanye West, and recently seeing ex-boyfriend Ray J behind Humphries’ back, now claims it thought the Kardashian-Humphies marriage “would only last a few months,” but photographers “caught Kim’s husband Kris out yesterday . . . and dude was RINGLESS!!”

Uh, huh…

MediaFakeOut then editorializes that it doesn’t want to “sound JADED… but wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if they split up in less than a week!!”

A marriage breaking up is NOT hilarious.

But what is funny, is how bad MTO is.

Perhaps the silly site also missed how a “ringless” Humphries was spotted yesterday with Kardashian going on their honeymoon.

The only “trouble” out there is with MediaTakeOut’s reporting.

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Earlier today, reality-challenged MediaTakeOut posted photographs of Kimora Lee Simmons‘ alleged “younger sister,” Shana Lee, who the site says “looks like Kimmy… only thick.”

MTO provides several shots of Shana Lee in lingerie and reports that she’s “looking to get into the modeling world.”

One small problem.

Kimora Lee Simmons doesn’t have a sister.

“Today, it was brought to my attention that there is a recently published story on the internet claiming I have a younger sister who is a model,” says Simmons.

“This story is not true as I do not have a sister. I felt the need to clear up any confusion or questions.”

There you have it.

Gossip Cop is shocked – shocked! – that MediaTakeOut would be so ridiculously, comically wrong.

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“JAY-Z REPORTEDLY PUTS HANDS ON KANYE… ‘SLAPS’ HIM IN THE FACE!!” blares another supposed “World Exclusive” from MediaTakeOut, which claims Jay-Z and Kanye West got into a physical fight while recording their upcoming album “Watch The Throne.”

MediaFakeOut reports, “According to a person in the know, Jay Z and Kanye West are rumored to have been in some kind of a PHYSICAL ALTERCATION – with whispers that Jay may have ‘slapped’ Kanye.”

“There were some tense days [months ago] in the studio,” claims the alleged insider, who notes, “I heard Jay put hands on Kanye… a slap.”

Wait.

“Rumored to have been in some kind of a physical altercation”?

“Jay may have ‘slapped’ Kanye”?

Doesn’t sound too definite — and it isn’t.

While the two men have not always seen eye-to-eye, Jay-Z did NOT slap Kanye back when they were recording “Watch the Throne.”

Once again, it’s MTO just talking smack.

A source close to Jay-Z laughed off the story, and said there was nothing to the slapping tale.

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“Khloe Kardashian is pregnant… with twins!” blares a “world exlcusive” from MediaTakeOut, which is consistently wrong when it comes to anything Kardashian.

According to a so-called “member of Lamar Odom‘s close family,” “Lamar was bragging this weekend that his new wife Khloe was expecting twins.”

Kardashian and Odom were supposedly “doing fertility treatments, and two eggs implanted,” says the “insider.”

“But don’t expect an announcement from the couple – at least for the next two months,” adds the alleged source, explaining, “They want to keep it quiet until after Kim’s [wedding]. They don’t want to overshadow her day.”

Or, more likely, MediaFakeOut just wants to buy themselves some time with another WRONG pregnancy rumor.

A source close to Kardashian confirms to Gossip Cop that Kardashian is NOT expecting a baby, let alone twins, saying, ”The story is 100% FALSE.”

Of course, if we were to believe MTO’s reporting, Beyonce is presently mom to a sixteen-month-old.

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“BUSTED!!! KATY PERRY‘S HUSBAND CAUGHT CREEPING WITH ANOTHER CHICK,” reads an annoyingly all-capped headline from MediaTakeOut.

According to MediaFakeOut — as it’s often more aptly known — Russell Brand “was photo’d on vacation… with another chick!!!”

The blog even shows Brand in a pool next to a brunette and sitting poolside with the woman, along with the commentary: “Why do these celebs think that can PARADE AROUND OPENLY with their jumpoffs.”

Had they spent as much time fact-checking as they do typing out drivel in capital letters, they would have learned that the woman Brand is supposedly “caught creeping” with is simply his groomer, and, as a mutual pal of ours and Brand’s notes, “There’s nothing there at all.”

Actually, the only one “busted” is MediaTakeOut.

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MediaTakeOut has said from the start that Kim Kardashian‘s “azz” is fake, and now the blog (supposedly) has the evidence to prove it.

Kardashian recently had an X-ray taken of her behind to finally put an end to rumors she’s had plastic surgery there.

But MTO says the image only confirms the reality star has “fake cakes.”

The site says Kardashian’s X-ray “shows a foreign substance embedded in her cakes!!”

According to MediaFakeOut’s medical experts (ahem), “There is a DARK SPOT… right where SOFT BOOTY TISSUE was supposed to be,” that “suggests that there is a FOREIGN OBJECT implanted in her azz.”

Um… actually, that “foreign object” is her tailbone.

Anyhow, in the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” clip where the sisters go to the doctor (airing this Sunday), Kim compares her booty X-Ray with one taken of Kourtney‘s breast implants. It’s clear that Kim has NOT baked up any fake cakes.

AZZ expected, MTO’s cheeky theory sounds nice butt cracks under investigation.

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