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In a piece titled, “Madonna Spending Time With A-Rod Again,” Hollyscoop claims, “We’re getting word that [Alex Rodriguez has] been spending a lot of time with his ex Madonna.”

A lot of time?! Really?!

The story goes on to quote a so-called source who says, “Madonna spent two nights with him in his beach house in Miami last week and Jesus [Luz] had no idea.”

Hollyscoop has no idea.

Madonna wasn’t in Miami with Rodriguez last week.

A rep for Madonna confirms to Gossip Cop, “None of this is true,” and an A-Rod source also says it didn’t happen.

The two, however, remain friendly.

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Although Madonna met in Brazil with Sao Paulo Governor Jose Serra to discuss ways to help country’s needy children, the politician — who’s likely to run for president there — seemed a little too focused on her appearance.

In addition to telling assembled reporters that Madonna wants to help Brazil’s poor kids, he oddly noted of the 51-year-old singer: “She seems very young, much less than her (age).”

Perhaps that’s the key to her connection with the much younger Jesus Luz, with whom she was spotted earlier sharing an intimate dinner at Boticella restaurant in Rio de Janeiro, followed by a stop at a nightclub.

Gossip Cop is not sure what impresses us more — her youthful appearance or the work she does for needy children.

We’re kidding. What she does globally for kids is truly incredible. 

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“She’s Smart,” is a headline about Madonna from Perez Hilton. But is he?

Perez, who blocks Gossip Cop on Twitter because he’s afraid of us, just posted a piece about Madonna’s recent visit to boyfriend Jesus Luz’s homeland of Brazil. “Touring the lawless city of Dona Marta,” says Perez, “her Madgesty insisted on wearing a bullet-proof vest under her leather jacket.”

He adds, “Good call!”

No, bad call.

Madonna did NOT wear a bulletproof vest. Her rep reiterated that the story is “absolutely not true,” and that media types like “Cop Blocker” Hilton still went with it, despite being told it was inaccurate.

The only thing the media fortunately did get right was that Madonna raised a whopping $10 million from local businessmen to build a school in the poverty-stricken area.

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The tabs are so obsessed with Madonna‘s Jesus Luz relationship you’d think they’d spend a few minutes on minor distractions like details.

The pop icon is “slightly on edge,” the Sun reports, as she supposedly jets off to meet her boyfriend’s parents in Brazil, “fuelling talk she’ll marry him.” The visit is “her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent,” a “close family pal” told the paper.

Not surprisingly, Perez “Cop Blocker” Hilton also got the purpose of the visit wrong.

While it is true Madonna is flying into Rio de Janeiro, she isn’t taking her cues from “Meet the Parents.” The Sun and dozens of other outlets fail to mention the actual reason for the trip: to raise money for humanitarian programs in the spirit of her Raising Malawi organization. Plans to meet with local business leaders have been on Madonna’s Brazil agenda for a long time.

She may well meet with her beau’s family – but Gossip Cop thinks the confirmed charity work should at least be mentioned alongside the prospective in-laws visit.

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According to The Sun, David Letterman wasn’t the only one to cause relationship strife with comments on his late night program last week.

The paper claims Madonna‘s admission that “she’d rather get hit by a train than get hitched again” triggered trouble with young boyfriend Jesus Luz.

A source tells the paper the two almost never fight, but that Luz had told friends he was planning to marry Madonna, and her comments to Letterman “had made a fool of him.” He “was heartbroken to learn in such a public way they weren’t on the same page,” the source adds.

“They had a huge row afterwards,” reports the paper, adding, “It was a serious ding-dong.”

Sorry, but we have to ding this ridiculous rumor. Madonna’s rep tells Gossip Cop talk of a fight is “not true.”

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According to Hello! magazine, “Madonna and Jesus Reveal Wedding Plans to Pals.”

No problem with your vision – you read that right.

Celebrity biographer Randy Taraborrelli writes in the magazine that the 51-year-old singer and the 22-year-old model “may marry before the end of the year.”

Or, they may not.

Nevertheless, Taraborreli even quotes Madge as saying – via unnamed third parties – that “it’s definitely on the table.’”

So what kind of affair will these alleged nuptials be? According to the piece, Madonna “is said to want yet another lavish ceremony.” Really? And why is that? Well, Taraborrelli quotes yet another unnamed source saying, “She knows that’s what Jesus wants… She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair.”

How divine!

Gossip Cop is going to hold off sending a wedding gift. Madonna’s rep joked, “I’ll let you know where they’re registering,” but told Gossip Cop the story simply isn’t true.