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December 4th, 2009

Did Perez Hilton misplace his scissors and glue?

We only ask because his latest cut-and-paste job about Lindsay Lohan allegedly “making out” with Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren is an unfounded rumor that we debunked TWO DAYS AGO.

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December 2nd, 2009

All the stories about Lindsay Lohan in the tabs and blogs are beginning to sound like Mad Libs. They generally start with “Lindsay Lohan was [INSERT]ing out/up with [INSERT MALE STAR] at [INSERT] club.”

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August 27th, 2009

Maybe Fox News needs a reality check after it posted a story on its website that Lindsay Lohan is looking to star in a reality show. According to the Fox News piece, which got picked up and repeated as fact EVERYWHERE, Lohan is looking to do a “reality show that will enscapulate (sic) her trials and tribulations as she gets ‘back on her feet’ and actually becomes a working actress again.”