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July 14th, 2010

This almost defies parody.

Last week, the National Enquirer rewrote the rules of journalism (and threatened Gossip Cop’s sanity) by publishing a story about Kristen Stewart on page 12… that totally contradicted a story about Kristen Stewart on page 2.

We all enjoyed a hearty laugh.

Well, the Enquirer has come roaring back this week with some more airtight reporting!

It publishes a Kristen Stewart story on page 12… that totally contradicts a story about Kristen Stewart on page 4.