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October 19th, 2010

“After reportedly splitting recently from Jesus Luz, Madonna has found herself a new man in choreographer Brahim Rachiki!” exclaims Perez Hilton. So, is Madonna really dating Rachiki? See what Madonna says.

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July 6th, 2010

Since The Sun is often written like a mediocre junior high newspaper, it makes sense that it would mistake schoolyard dynamics for actual news.

“Former pals Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow have done nothing to end rumours of a fall-out,” reports the outlet.

The “rumours,” based almost entirely on out-of-context quotes, have been around for months without being the least bit true.

What did the Sun witness that breathed new life into the nonsense?

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June 1st, 2010

Is Madonna planning to commemorate her birth by turning back the clock?

According to the Daily Star, the Queen of Pop is considering a small fortune worth of plastic surgery as a birthday gift to herself.

Among the purported procedures are an eye lift, a boob job, lip fillers and Lipo Sculpt, as well as laser treatments and Botox.

Projected cost: Somewhere in the neighborhood of $147,000.

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February 15th, 2010

“Madonna & Jesus Luz Are Back Together — And Partying In Brazil With Her Daughters!” blares HollywoodLife.

“While they sipped on bubbly and took in all the outrageous sites, Jesus doted on Madonna’s daughters, 14-year-old Lourdes and newly adopted Mercy. Whatever issues led to Madonna and Jesus’ temporary split seem to be completely resolved.”

Let’s resolve this: there WAS no split.

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February 11th, 2010

The site Hollyscoop is reporting that Madonna secretly shacked up with Alex Rodriguez last week in Miami. Talk about a strikeout.

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February 11th, 2010

Although Madonna met in Brazil with Sao Paulo Governor Jose Serra to discuss ways to help country’s needy children, the politician — who’s likely to run for president there — seemed a little too focused on her appearance.

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November 20th, 2009

“She’s smart,” writes Perez Hilton, about Madonna, who he claims wore “a bullet-proof vest under her leather jacket” while recently in Brazil. Did she really?

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November 9th, 2009

The tabs are so obsessed with Madonna’s Jesus Luz relationship you’d think they’d spend a few minutes on minor distractions like details. The pop icon is “slightly on edge,” the Sun reports, as she supposedly jets off to meet her boyfriend’s parents in Brazil, “fuelling talk she’ll marry him.”

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