Jessica Simpson Snooki

April 28th, 2012

Snooki is firing back at tabloid reports that she dissed Jessica Simpson.

At a recent event, the “Jersey Shore” star was quoted as joking, “I would die if I were her size,” referring to Simpson’s late-pregnancy body.

Outlets picked up the comment and tried to make it sound as though a feud had erupted between the two stars.

On Saturday, Snooki blasted the sensationalism.

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Jessica Simpson

April 26th, 2012

Jessica Simpson — still pregnant! — has released a cute video of her recent baby shower.

The March 18 event in L.A. included Simpson’s fiancé Eric Johnson and sister Ashlee, along with lavish decor and plenty of gifts for the little girl who should be born any day now.

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Jessica Simpson

April 21st, 2012

Despite widespread online rumors (and tabloid bait-and-switch tricks), Jessica Simpson has not welcomed her daughter — yet.

“To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl… I’m still pregnant!!” tweeted Simpson on Saturday. “Don’t believe what you read ladies and gents.”

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Jessica Simpson

April 18th, 2012

Following OK! magazine’s completely fake cover story pretending Jessica Simpson had already given birth comes an In Touch cover story trying to trick readers into thinking the tabloid has details about her “dramatic delivery.”

The story promises specifics about her “cold sweats” and “tearful first words to her baby girl,” all of which is designed to convey the totally bogus idea that Simpson already delivered her daughter.

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Jessica Simpson

April 5th, 2012

Jessica Simpson has given birth, the new OK! magazine cover implies.

The tabloid, which has a long and not-so-proud history of putting bogus Simpson stories on its cover, goes into full-on bait-and-switch mode this week, plastering the words “My First Days As a New Mom” over a photo of the (still-expectant) star.

OK! promises “exclusive details” and claims, “The star opens up about her beautiful girl.”

Except, um, the “beautiful girl” has not been born.

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Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson

April 4th, 2012

Jessica Simpson secretly married Eric Johnson in a spontaneous ceremony at their home in March, claims In Touch.

The reality-challenged tabloid reports that the couple tied the knot after dinner with friends and family at their Beverly Hills house sometime “last month.”

A so-called “insider” alleges that after guests had finished eating, Simpson “surprised everyone by changing into a flowing white caftan and starting the ceremony.”

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Jessica Simpson

March 28th, 2012

Jessica Simpson is spending $2 million on the arrival of her baby, according to In Touch.

The tabloid claims the star’s “bank-busting birthing plans have even her closest friends shaking their heads in disbelief” and calling her “Momzilla.”

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Fashion Star Jessica Simpson Nicole Richie

March 28th, 2012

“Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie may play nice when ‘Fashion Star’ cameras start rolling, but behind the scenes, all is not so sweet,” begins a piece from Star, which claims Richie “bullies” Simpson on the reality series.

A so-called “show insider” tells the mag, “Nicole’s a mean girl to Jessica,” explaining, “She was so cliquey. It felt like middle school.”

Seriously?

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