Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson Star

January 29th, 2012

Jessica Simpson has “been sick to her stomach for nearly two months,” an “insider” tells Star magazine, which characterizes her pregnancy as “Jess’ Baby Blues.”

Her alleged illness is “definitely putting a damper on Jess’ pregnancy,” reports the tabloid, which says Simpson’s been suffering from nausea “all day, every day.”

The Star insider claims, “She’s upset that she’s been so sick. She feels like this should be the best time of her life.”

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Jessica Simpson National Enquirer

January 26th, 2012

Jessica Simpson is “warning friends and family not to cuss anywhere near her womb because she’s convinced her unborn kid can already hear and comprehend mega-filthy words,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer.

What the @#&%?!

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Ashlee Simpson Eric Johnson In Touch Jessica Simpson

January 11th, 2012

“Jessica Simpson has dropped out of school — Lamaze school, that is,” begins a piece from In Touch, which says the singer is now planning to have her baby via Caesarean section.

According to the mag, “She was taking the classes with her fiance, Eric Johnson, but after a few lessons, she decided to skip natural childbirth and schedule a C-section instead.”

How come?

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Britney Spears Jason Trawick Jessica Simpson Neil Lane

December 16th, 2011

Neil Lane designed Britney Spears’ engagement ring, the jeweler confirms to Gossip Cop.

He tells us he worked with her fiancé Jason Trawick for “a while” to design what he calls Spears’ “dream ring.”

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Ashlee Simpson Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson Joe Simpson Pete Wentz Star

December 14th, 2011

“Jessica’s Wedding War!” blares a headline from Star magazine, which goes on to claim that Jessica Simpson’s father is ordering her to marry Eric Johnson before she gives birth.

An “insider” for the tabloid says Joe Simpson, a Baptist minister, is “very upset Jess would want to have a child out of wedlock,” and is “trying his best to convince her how important it is to him and her mother that she get married before bringing a child into the world.”

Really?

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In Touch Jessica Simpson

December 8th, 2011

In Touch reports this week that Jessica Simpson is on an “emergency baby diet” because she’s putting on far too much weight in her pregnancy.

The mag claims Simpson is “struggling to cope with her rapid pregnancy weight gain,” and quotes a so-called “friend” as saying, “Jessica is only in her second trimester, but she already feels uncomfortable.”

How come?

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Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson Kirstie Alley National Enquirer

November 30th, 2011

“Pregnant Jessica Simpson is eating for two — and then some — prompting her fiance to cruelly joke she could become the new Kirstie Alley,” begins a piece in the National Enquirer.

According to the tab, Simpson “loves to eat and favors fattening dishes” so much that her fiance Eric Johnson “taped a picture of Kirstie at her fattest to their refrigerator to inspire his wife-to-be to watch her weight.”

For real?

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Jessica Simpson Star

November 24th, 2011

“She may be pregnant now, writes Star about Jessica Simpson, before asking how did she used to “keep a once flabby tummy down?”

According to the tabloid, Simpson “would shove a piece of cardboard up her top to give the illusion of a flat stomach.”

Really?

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