Casper Smart Jennifer Lopez

March 27th, 2013

Jennifer Lopez is “demanding” that Casper Smart “sign contracts in order to protect her image and growing empire,” claims Star, which has been totally wrong about the couple with comical frequency.

According to the tabloid, the singer “isn’t letting being smitten cloud her financial judgment.”

“She came up with a pre-wedding confidentiality agreement that states he will never take money from her,” explains a so-called “insider” for the same publication that absurdly thinks Smart has a curfew.

Chris Brown Jennifer Lopez

March 22nd, 2013

Is there a Jennifer Lopez-Chris Brown collaboration in the works?

That’s what the former “American Idol” judge seemed to reveal on Thursday, tweeting out a photo of herself and Brown in the studio along with music producer Cory Rooney.

Casper Smart Jennifer Lopez

March 6th, 2013

“According to Jennifer Lopez, ‘Love Don’t Cost a Thing’ — but if you’re Casper Smart, it could cost you personal space,” reports Star.

What’s the tabloid talking about?

Star cites “sources” close to Smart who say “he has been quietly looking for a place of his own” after worrying that Lopez “may be growing tired of him.”

Casper Smart Jennifer Lopez National Enquirer

February 14th, 2013

“Jennifer Lopez’s young lover, Casper Smart, is pushing the superstar to adopt a child with him,” claims the National Enquirer, which adds that “there’s one thing standing in the way — her mom!”

According to the supermarket tabloid, Lopez’s mother Guadalupe “is so furious over the idea of the couple adopting a child from Mexico that she’s been telling pals she’ll ‘slap Jennifer upside the head’ if she even considers it.”

WHAT?!

Casper Smart Jennifer Lopez

February 9th, 2013

“Casper Smart wants to put a ring on Jennifer Lopez’s finger — but not exactly the kind she’s used to,” reports Star.

The tabloid, which has been bumbling around with bogus coverage of the couple, including the false claim that they secretly married in Mexico last year, now says Smart has a creative engagement idea.

“Instead of a stunning diamond, he suggested they get matching tattoos on their ring fingers,” explains the mag.

Bradley Cooper In Touch Jennifer Lopez

February 7th, 2013

Jennifer Lopez is “still crushing on former hookup Bradley Cooper,” reports In Touch.

The tabloid claims the singer-actress, who very briefly dated Cooper in fall of 2011, was overheard singing the actor’s “praises” during lunch at L.A.’s Bar Bouchon on January 29.

So, what did she supposedly say?

Jennifer Lopez Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj

January 30th, 2013

“A furious Mariah Carey is blasting former ‘American Idol’ judge Jennifer Lopez for stabbing her in the back,” begins a breathless piece from the National Enquirer.

Say what now?

Ben Affleck Casper Smart Jennifer Garner Jennifer Lopez Star

January 24th, 2013

“J.Lo: Miserable & Missing Ben!” screams a headline from Star, which claims that Jennifer Lopez is “in the middle of a midlife meltdown” over her ex-fiancé, Ben Affleck.

According to the tabloid, Lopez’s supposed crisis erupted after she watched Affleck accept a Golden Globe for directing Argo earlier this month.

How come?