Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Perez Hilton

February 5th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston is “taking extreme measures” to ensure her marriage to Justin Theroux “lasts forever,” reports Perez Hilton.

And how does one do that exactly?

According to the blogger, Aniston is “so focused on making this marriage to Justin Theroux ‘last longer than her marriage to Brad Pitt,’ that she signed them up for boot camp!”

Say what?

Jennifer Aniston

February 1st, 2013

Jennifer Aniston is “already planning for what happens after she gives birth,” claims OK!, explaining that the actress is “not going to let motherhood stop her from staying sexy!”

After she gives birth?

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January 30th, 2013

“Still Haunted By Brad,” blares a sensationalized headline from Star, which reports that Jennifer Aniston is still hung up on Brad Pitt — nearly 10 years after their divorce.

The mag claims Aniston recently admitted to a “pal” that “her ex is killing her softly.”

Seriously?

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January 24th, 2013

“Kristen Stewart has exploded in a jealous rage at rival actresses Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lawrence, as well as singer Katy Perry,” sources tell the National Enquirer.

A “worried friend” informs the tabloid that Stewart is “losing her grip on reality.”

We’re also worried… about the Enquirer.

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January 16th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston and Stacy Keibler are “ganging up” on Angelina Jolie, reports Star.

The tab claims that “after repeated attempts to form a relationship” with Jolie, George Clooney’s girlfriend is now “officially Team Aniston!”

Um…

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Star

January 10th, 2013

“Jen & Justin: Trouble in Paradise,” reads a headline from Star, which claims Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux had “cabin fever” during their holiday getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

A purported “insider” for the tab, who was apparently with the engaged couple for their intimate, couples-only vacation, says, “After four days, Justin started getting restless.”

Oh, really?

Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux

January 9th, 2013

Jennifer Aniston showed off a baby bump while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas last week, claims In Touch.

Um… what?!

According to the magazine, “Clad in a loose purple T-shirt, Jen was lying low with her fiancé, Justin Theroux, on Jan. 2, looking radiant, joyful — and bumpy!”

Jennifer Aniston Jimmy Kimmel

January 9th, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel debuted in his new 11:35 p.m. time slot on Tuesday, and his pal Jennifer Aniston helped him make the night a smash.

Check out the videos here!