Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Jasson Gellerstedt

June 30th, 2012

This week’s National Enquirer cover story looks like the revelation of a giant scandal.

“Angelina Jolie is hiding a secret from fiancé Brad Pitt that’s certain to send him off the deep end,” reports the tabloid, breathlessly explaining, “She secretly rented hotel rooms to hole up with a long-haired badboy!”

In a so-called “blockbuster exclusive,” the Enquirer claims a man named Jasson Gellerstedt has revealed that Jolie “slipped out of her house to rendezvous with him on the sly.”

Wow!