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We thought we might escape 2009 without any more ridiculous Robert Pattinson romance rumors.

We worried we wouldn’t have another chance to laugh and laugh and laugh…

And then we saw this.

Yes, hard partying singer Amy Winehouse has “developed a crush” on Pattinson and “finds him and the idea of vampires incredibly sexy.” So sexy, in fact, she’s “threatening to have a vampire-themed blowout” at her home on New Year’s Eve.

News of Winehouse’s crush comes from Janet Charlton’s Hollywood, which infamously alleged Spencer Pratt‘s sister suspected him of setting up her DUI arrest and announced (wrongly) that Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor had split.

But, hey, why should that track record of failure influence our response to Charlton’s statement, “Are we imagining things or does Rob look a little like Amy’s ex-husband Blake [Fielder]? Picture Rob in a wife-beater.”

So, Gossip Cop fans: Robert Pattinson and Amy Winehouse. Couple to watch in 2010?

Just kidding.

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“Stephanie Pratt is seething in silence because she thinks her DUI arrest was a set-up masterminded by her brother Spencer Pratt and ‘The Hills’ MTV producers,” claims Janet Charlton’s Hollywood. The reason the blogger accuses Spencer for having his OWN SISTER get in trouble with the law, she says, is because “ratings on the show have been dropping and producers and Spencer have been conspiring to create drama and get publicity for the stars.”

WHAT?!

The site then reports that while Spencer’s sister-in-law Holly Montag celebrated her birthday last Saturday at the Hollywood club Empire, an MTV camera “lingered on Stephanie drinking and they encouraged her to drink more. When it came time to leave, Stephanie hesitated because she IS careful about driving even if she drinks only a little, but Spencer and the producers assured her she was fine.”

WHAT?!

Charlton goes on to say that a police car was “conveniently parked right out front” to bust Stephanie, and adds, “She believes that her ‘hitting rock bottom’ with her drinking is just a plot created for benefit of the show.” 

WHAT?!

Besides being incredibly inaccurate, Gossip Cop cannot believe that a site would not check its facts before accusing various parties of legal wrongdoing. That said, it did not – but Gossip Cop did.

A shocked rep for Spencer Pratt called the report “absolutely false,” and said that not only didn’t Spencer attend Holly Montag’s birthday (as we previously reported), but also “MTV wasn’t even filming.”

And it wasn’t just from his side. Though Charlton cavalierly says Stephanie thinks the whole thing was a “set-up,” an equally bewildered rep for her wondered how the blog came to this conclusion because she “hasn’t been speaking to anyone.” Stephanie’s spokeswoman also assured Gossip Cop the story is “not true.”

The reporting (or lack of) here is criminal.

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UPDATE: Another victory for Gossip Cop. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood has since pulled down her completely inaccurate report!

“Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor Split,” screams the headline from the blog Janet Charlton’s Hollywood.

Charlton then begins her story with “We didn’t see this one coming.” Yeah, well no one did because it’s 100 percent NOT TRUE. 

The bad blogger continues by saying that an “inside source” told her that Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor have “put their house on the market for a good reason: they’re splitting up… Christine supposedly wants OUT of the marriage.” While it is true that they have put their home on the market, Taylor does not want out of the marriage and, once again, they are NOT splitting up. (They’re simply moving.)

Charlton even has the gall to editorialize, “It’s sad because they have two young kids.” Yes, it is sad, but it’s only sad because Stiller and Taylor now have two kids who have to hear a completely bogus rumor about their loving parents.

The only one who should split is Charlton.

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It’s been a chaotic few weeks for Kanye West since he laid a giant egg with his antics at the MTV Video Music Awards. But many sites have taken it as a cue to invent even more bizarre behavior for the embattled rapper.

On Saturday night, Common organized an all-star benefit concert at The Palladium in Hollywood for The Common Ground Foundation, featuring the likes of Queen Latifah, Ludacris, Mos Def . . . and Kanye West. Janet Charlton reports that Kanye arrived in the green room only minutes before he was due to perform, but still had time to allegedly cause trouble.

According to Charlton’s story, Kanye noticed someone eating chicken and “blurted petulantly, ‘Why wasn’t I offered chicken? It’s NOT FAIR – you want me to perform for free – everyone is eating – WHY AM I NOT EATING!” After he was told that he needed to have ordered the chicken, the item says Kanye then yelled, “‘Well, I’m ASKING NOW!!” as the other celebs watched in horror and girlfriend Amber Rose stepped back.

In a final insult, after a waiter rushed to get Kanye an order of chicken, the star “literally took ONE bite and dumped it before he grabbed the mic and went onstage,” claims Charlton.

Wow! What a crazy backstage story! That’s unbelievable – literally – according to a source who was in the green room. The insider tells Gossip Cop “there was nothing remotely like this.”

Look – Kanye tends to make a fool of himself as it is. He doesn’t need “help” from imaginative media.

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Call it Daisy-gate.

Janet Charlton’s Hollywood, which last gave us the ridiculous story about John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari secretly hooking up in The Hollywood Hills, now has this tail, er, tale about a cover-up involving Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy, who was taken by a coyote.

“The truth is, Daisy was in the care of Jessica’s mother Tina Simpson when Daisy was snatched by that coyote. Jessica has been protecting her mother,” the site claims.

Charlton goes on to say that while Simpson was out of the country filming her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty,” Daisy was in her mother Tina’s care. And on Labor Day the pooch chased after a squirrel and was then snatched by a coyote near the Simpson’s home in Encino, Ca. “The family searched the neighborhood and decided not to break the news to Jessica until she returned,” Charlton writes. “They didn’t want her to have a meltdown far from home. Every day Jessica would call and ask about Daisy and they’d say she was fine.” Well, claims the blog, when Simpson returned six days later, “her tearful family was together and told Jessica that Daisy had been taken by a coyote earlier that day.”

Eventually, it seems, they told her what happened, and “Jessica knew her mother felt awful and didn’t want her to take the blame her (sic) so she was deliberately vague about releasing the details of the tragedy… and although Jessica is beyond heartbroken, she is covering up for her mother.”

Wow. Quite a story. Gossip Cop has yet to hear back from the star’s rep, but reached out to multiple Simpson sources who laughed off talk of a cover-up.

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According to Janet Charlton’s Hollywood, John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari allegedly “have been hooking up secretly at a mutual friend’s house” in The Hills for the past two years.”

Wait, it gets better . . .

Charlton writes that her source says “Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on,” but the source adds “recently their ‘friends with benefits’ relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.”

Gossip Cop is not going to hold its breath with this one, because The Hills are definitely not alive with the sound of Mayer’s music. As Mayer sings, there’s “No Such Thing” going on. A bewildered rep for Cavallari told Gossip Cop that the tale is “not true.”