Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt In Touch James Haven OK!

June 22nd, 2011

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning a “secret wedding” in France, declares In Touch on its new cover, which is surprising since the tabloid has cut down 80% of the world’s forests to print countless articles about how the couple is doomed.

But now Jolie and Pitt have supposedly decided to “make it official” with an “intimate ceremony” at Chateau Miraval in September.

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt James Haven Star

March 17th, 2011

We’ve seen some pretty desperate tabloid stories about Angelina Jolie, but this one might take the cake.

Star magazine claims there’s a “bizarre love triangle” shaping up among Jolie, her brother James Haven and his girlfriend.

You read that correctly.