Jake Gyllenhaal

March 12th, 2012

Jake Gyllenhaal channels Patrick Bateman in a new music video for The Shoes’ “Time to Dance,” murdering innocent young people with a fencing sword and other unlikely weapons.

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January 17th, 2012

Which ex-boyfriend is Taylor Swift going to write a song about next?

The singer covers Vogue’s February issue, and tells the mag her next album will be about an “earth-shattering… absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak.”

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December 21st, 2011

Taylor Swift is so “lonely” and “desperate to find a romance that lasts,” she’s taken to starving herself, reports Life & Style.

The mag says the country singer “has lost a whopping 20 pounds in recent months,” and quotes a nutritional therapist as saying, “Her waistline has gotten smaller, her breasts have shrunk… it’s clear she’s not eating enough.”

So what triggered the supposed weight loss?

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October 26th, 2011

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal dated only briefly last year, but the tabloids are still hopelessly clinging to their past relationship as a source of drama.

In Touch has a story this week with the headline, “Jake Dumps Taylor… Again!” claiming Swift begged the actor to “rekindle their romance,” but “he shot her down.”

Really?

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October 18th, 2011

“Does Jake Gyllenhaal Have A New Lady In His Life?” reads a headline from Perez Hilton, who shows a photo of the actor looking very smiley with a young brunette.

Perez says Gyllenhaal “was spotted at the 49th annual New York Film Festival premiere of The Descendants with a mysterious lady friend!”

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October 12th, 2011

“More than nine months after a painful split, heartbroken country songbird Taylor Swift is determined to win back the love of Jake Gyllenhaal,” reports the National Enquirer.

The magazine quotes a Swift “friend” as saying, “She hasn’t given up the idea that Jake will one day be back in her arms,” noting that “she calls and texts him all the time.” For real?

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September 6th, 2011

Jake Gyllenhaal photographed putting his arm around Anna Kendrick has set sites like PopSugar all aflutter.

The blog has pictures of them outside a Subway sandwich shop in California, and speculates that the two “End of Watch” co-stars’ “relationship is more than just a working one.”

Really?

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September 5th, 2011

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones had lunch together in Los Angeles yesterday, leading to speculation that the two might be getting romantic.

Their rendezvous at Cafe Gratitude was, of course, captured by paparazzi, although there’s no indication that it was anything more than a friendly lunch.

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